Bruce McCulloch Quotes

I got involved in improv comedy. It settled me down when I was getting wild. I was sort of an evil teenager smashing up my cars and drinking and driving, let's just say, a lot.

I would rather be a security guard than a rock star.

I think you're the grumpy Kid in the Hall, I'm the nice Kid in the Hall.

However, we couldn't focus on the films much during the series because we're dumb. Individually we're smart guys, but together we're one big dumb guy, and couldn't concentrate on two things at once.

I'm in a rut deep enough to hang posters.

I don't love comedy but I can watch someone who's kind of interesting forever. I think a waitress who's having a bad day is a lot more fun than Robin Williams doing forty minutes of material.

Cancer Boy probably has the saddest, noblest, sweetest heart of any character I've ever done.

L.A. Woman is amazing, but when I was growing up I was into the Who.

To me, Doors fans were always the 16-year-old idiots at parties, getting stoned, and talking about how Morrison's lyrics were like poetry... like that was a deep thought.

I hate to sound like Julie the cruise director but it's people that I think about all the time.

I think that's why I like baseball. There's something great about it - you're young, the pitcher's young and he's got this great arm, and he doesn't really realize anything about strategy.

Most of the people I know in bands, all they are concerned about is getting to do the next record.

No, I don't run all the way. I'm not like an Olympic class runner.

Yeah, we're sweet but savage, and I think a lot of Canadians are that way.

You know, funny is this weird word for me. I hear is so many times it has no meaning anymore.

I got through college realizing business was repugnant.