Burt Prelutsky Quotes

Surely something must be terribly wrong with a man who seems to be far more concerned with Jews building houses in Israel than with Muslims building a nuclear bomb in Iran.

We are well on our way to becoming a banana republic in every respect except, of course, that we don't grow bananas.

Finally, it occurs to me that the biggest problem with our elections is that however you vote, you wind up electing a politician.

If liberals didn't have double standards, they wouldn't have any standards at all.

It seems to me that if you can't make a good solid case for your faith, you don't have a religion, you just have a habit.

In California, thieves have three choices: They can go to prison, Sacramento, or Washington D.C.

The main problem with pacifism is that it doesn’t work in all situations. The main problem with pacifists is that they’re convinced it does.

Attempted murder should carry the same penalty as first-degree murder. Otherwise, you're simply rewarding incompetence.