Busy Philipps Quotes
I never underestimate the power of hot rollers for your hair and eyelash curlers for your eyelashes.
I don't believe in guilty pleasures. If you enjoy something, there's nothing guilty about it.
No one cares what you ate for breakfast. Unless it's something really spectacular, don't tweet me your breakfast, I don't care.
My mother accidentally gave me food poisoning. She fed me baby carrots for a snack before Christmas dinner - but they had expired in June! I threw up for the next 24 hours.
I know so many people who actually just watch television on their computers now and don't even really watch their TV anymore.
For me, coming to work and laughing is so much more preferable than coming to work and having to cry over a corpse or something. That's a drag.
I just take jobs that will have me. I'm an actress that works. I'm not an actress who's ever waited.
I certainly did plays in high school and community theater, and I want to get back on the stage.
Sometimes that happens when people don't really know how long they're going to have to stretch their story out for.
My husband has no desire to work with me. He gets paid a lot of money to write giant movies. He's not into humoring me with my projects.
As an actor, it's always fun when you're able to feel like there's freedom to explore things and try out jokes and be funny.
Even though I do a more traditional type of being funny on television, I still know a lot of comedians and stand-ups and improv actors.
I'm so happy for anyone who chooses to get married! I want more people to join the club.
The good thing about being pregnant is that I don't have to worry about sucking it in or dieting!
We didn't name Birdie before she was born. When she came out I said, 'I think we gotta go with Birdie, I think that's her name.'
From time to time I think I made some errors in judgment, but I have some really fashionable friends and I feel I've cultivated my own sense of style and what I feel comfortable with over the years.
I do like to pop in and help my friends out when I can, or be a part of their projects.
It's so hard to find the time. I only have one kid and it's hard with one kid. I can't imagine people who have more than that.
As my kid gets a little bit older, if I feel like I have a little bit more time on my hands, I'd like to get more into developing ideas and writing things.
Writing is difficult. It's a time commitment, it's labor and I'd have to get myself to sit down and actually do the work and outline.
It's weird people think my kids will be in therapy because of their names. Guys, my kids will be therapy for LOTS of reasons, I'm sure.
I have to make a dress out of recycled materials for my kid's preschool 'Project Runway' - like assignment. I'm currently fusing plastic bags.
I actually feel like, for a lot of my career, I wasn't able to show my comedic range. I did a lot of dramas and dramedies. I was on 'E.R.' That's not generally thought of as a funny show.
I had a baby with no pain medicine, mainly because most people I talked to didn't think I'd be able to do it. So there!
I only became a celebrity because I had a kid. Before I was pregnant nobody cared. I joke to my agent that having a baby made my career.
I love my nose! I was so nervous when I got pregnant that I was going to get that weird nose spread that you sometimes see pregnant ladies get.
I've always liked being funny and making people laugh. I was a cut-up when I was a kid, and was always doing bits for my friends and family.
Becoming a mom allowed me to just relax in a way I never had before. I used to care a lot about what I looked like in public or what people thought of me. I care at least 40 percent less now.
