C. J. Dennis Quotes

And remember, every pound you give leaves you a pound poorer.

Do you think to yourself, 'Wow, I saw this chicken and she was gorgeous?'

I'm starting to see players copy what I do. I'm flattered.

He has that uncanny ability to be dangerous and pull the public in [on Michael Barrymore

The regular things in my life now - training sessions and playing matches - will all fall away. That will leave a big empty space and it will need to be filled.

I don't want to lose myself in football and that's what a coach has to do to be successful.

You will be a happier person if you don't do what you want to do, most of the time

Sometimes you feel the emotion. You think this might be my last pre-season or my last Champions League match. But, overall, those thoughts aren't important right now. But the time will soon come

I have a Father's Day every day

Who has created more peace in the world, the Peace Corps or the Marine Corps?

To call yourself a socialist in 2015 is to be an idiot. Socialism fails. Everywhere.

In 1978, the tradition of running from village to village with a message was revived. that first run was from Davis to Los Angeles, a distance of 500 miles

If you treat people like adults they will act like adults, but if you treat them like children they will act like children.

A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to 35 and your job still requires you wear a nametag, you've probably made a serious vocational error.

I already shred all my mail. What am I supposed to do now? Use pay phones? Smoke signals? Train pigeons? There's no such thing as privacy anymore.

I am the Counselor at the Washington Institute for Near East Policy.

Force is not inevitable. Diplomacy is still the desired means. Pressure is an element of the means.

Every Left-wing hysteria of my lifetime has turned out to be untrue. Every single one

Therefore the vast majority of the people who affirm leftist beliefs think of their views as the only way to properly think about life.

It takes one hen to lay an egg, but seven men to sell it.

First tell the truth, then give your opinion.

The doors fly open when you're a professional athlete.

Wherever there's money, there's drugs, so to say drugs don't exist in the NBA would be stupid.

The NBA believes if you play for a team and get paid by a team, you're the property of that team for 24 hours a day.

If Bill Gates is worth $30 billion then a good haircut must cost $31 billion

A relationship cannot survive the test of time without trust.

Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand.

Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time.

Left-wing thinking is that difference means unequal; therefore, all difference must be denied

How do we know for sure that no two snowflakes are the same - we haven't got anybody watching.

The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board.

I'm actually equal parts cynicism and apathy. I'm always willing to believe the worst as long as it doesn't take too much effort.

Only a fool can believe people are basically good

As long as I play ball, I can get any woman I want.

The Left is totalitarian in its nature

It's wrong to discriminate based on skin color when there are so many other reasons not to like someone.

Sunspots and cosmic rays have a 79 percent correlation with our thermometer record since 1860. Meanwhile the CO2 correlation is a mere 22 percent.

Changing mass consciousness is an individual responsibility.

Parenting is the easiest job to get - you just have to screw up once and it's yours.

I have the distinction of speaking to you from one of the few countries that still has a communist party.

What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy.

Nothing ruins the mood during foreplay more than the recurring image of your sixty-five-year-old homeroom teacher trying to stretch a condom over a cucumber.

Should I really care what kind of beer frogs recommend?

Companionate Conservatism - Making the streets safer before people are kicked out onto them.

Everyone wants answers and wants to know what the timeline is. Unfortunately, it's a complex situation, and we don't have the final answers yet.

Years ago on the set of Gunsmoke I read the book The Holy Science. Since then I have not eaten meat.

War is usually fought over diminishing resources, particulary those that we perceive to be extremely valuable.

The premise is simple: One economy and one environment, and they're interdependent.

If you don't generate tension in the film to begin with... you can't really make a purse out of a sow's ear, you know.

There is much less envy of the rich by the poor than there is of the happy by the unhappy; by those who believe, by those who don't believe.