C. J. Dennis Quotes

I love playing football, being out on the pitch with a ball, and I will be a little sad when that ends.

Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways.

For five years I've felt like the best prostitute in a high-class whorehouse. But all the other girls get paid more than I do.

Lying to the Left is like water to fish

Other than the bombs they strap to their chests, Ive got no idea what makes the Palestinians tick.

The bigger the government, the greater the corruption

I'll be the judge of my own manliness.

If the North wanted to hack anything in the world, anything in the world, really, they are going to go hack a movie? Really?!

American's could be any more self absorbed if they were made of equal parts water and paper towel.

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R.

The core of a man's life should be his relationship with God. The man who walks humbly with God is motivated and empowered to step up and assume the difficult responsibilitie s that come his way.

With more than 67 percent of the Nation's freight moving on highways, economists believe that our ability to compete internationally is tied to the quality of our infrastructure.

I solemnly swear that I will bear true and faithful allegiance to the Queen when she pays her income tax.

UNIX is simple and coherent, but it takes a genius (or at any rate, a programmer) to understand and appreciate its simplicity.

The Libertarian Party is a shameful party

Taking responsibility for your own life is not a Left wing idea

It takes zero politically correct people to screw in a lightbulb because they are perpetually in the dark.

When women criticize men it's called feminism. When men criticize women it's called misogyny

Twitter! Never have lives been less lived and more chronicled!

My whole written history is one big lie! I mean, I can't even believe my history.

It also called upon traditional people in the Four Directions to strengthen the healing ceremonies and asked people to heed the warnings of Mother Earth.

Being deceived into thinking the perks of slavery are a good thing, we can easily aquire a preference for chains and a taste for the slaves rations.

They didn't have a problem with me being wild and crazy when it came time to fill the arenas.

You have to shoot, to want to score goals no matter how. Just score that goal! You can't be afraid to miss.

A labor of love is exalted because it provides joy and self-expression to those who perform it.

In a world where the dead have returned to life, the word" trouble' loses much of its meaning.

There is no such thing as a typical season, not for the Cardinals, not for San Diego, not for Minnesota.

Our world has evolved and grown more technologically savvy. Lawmakers need to adjust to these changes.

Narrative becomes the way you make sense of chaos. That's how you focus the world. It's the only reason you should ever try this writing job.

Nothing enables people to do evil as much as does a sense of victimhood

When posh boys get into trouble they sack the servants.

Don't give until it hurts, give until it feels good.

Make your breaking point your turning point.

I don't judge people by their theology, I judge them by their behavior

I think the American legal system sucks worse than a Celine Dion cover version of Whole Lotta Love.

Work is fun to me. All those years of being an actor and a director and not being able to get a job - two weeks is too long to not know what my next job will be.

Most importantly, the meaning of spirituality lays the seeds for our destiny and the path we must follow.

First of all, I never think of my characters as good or evil. I play them as honestly as I can. When you're playing a good character, you have an idea that you're playing the hero and the good guy.

I went to the UN and even the guidebook was spineless.

If Clinton had only attacked terrorism as much as he attacks George Bush we wouldn't be in this problem.

The kind of programming that C provides will probably remain similar absolutely or slowly decline in usage, but relatively, JavaScript or its variants, or XML, will continue to become more central.

Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.

I really want to see the Cubs in the World Series. I really do.

The belief that you have a great idea is not worth cuckoo spit. Ideas are ten a penny while the ability to execute counts for a great deal more.

You should always have a worst case point. The only choice should be to get out quicker.

No man is an island. No man stands alone.

People who get trapped in the tunnel vision of making money think that is all there is to life.

The future cannot be predicted, but futures can be invented. It was man's ability to invent which has made human society what it is.

Independent films in this country are in the same position. Miramax and Fine Line are not independent - they're with Disney! Come on. Or they're with Warner Brothers. They're all with somebody.

I think of [my photographs] as found paintings because I don't crop them, I don't manipulate them or anything. So they're like found objects to me.