C. J. Dennis Quotes

If I want to wear a dress, I'll wear a dress.

We've got Nancy Pelosi. She never shuts up. It's just occasionally we have to hood her like a falcon so we can get some sleep.

God is the foundation of liberty. Because if God is not, who is? The government?

Most evil comes from the belief that one is a victim, or one's group is a victim

The foundation of your life is luck. Hard work and talent make up the difference.

My great project is to undo the moral and intellectual damage of most universities

Every day you learn something new.

The bottom line is that Dennis Brown is alive and well, and he's got two lungs and they're kicking and I'm still spitting out them notes.

When I read commentary about suggestions for where C should go, I often think back and give thanks that it wasn't developed under the advice of a worldwide crowd.

C is peculiar in a lot of ways, but it, like many other successful things, has a certain unity of approach that stems from development in a small group.

If you can visualize it, you can actualize it.

The trouble with words is that you never know whose mouths they've been in.

Well, until this very day, I'm still learning.

Rich people always have a certain degree of debt. Apparently it helps to reduce taxes. I'm not so hot on the bean-counting side.

Ayrton Senna was an extraordinary racing driver. His skills, craft, subtlety and courage were of such magnitude that he dwarfed his generation of drivers.

For most of my life, I wasn't on the Left.

You know, the history of California art doesn't start until about 1961, and that's when these photographs start. I mean, we have no history out here.

We cannot avert our eyes without staining our souls.

I am running for President of the United States to enable the Goddess of Peace to encircle within her arms all the children of this country and all the children of the world.

But through experience I learned to control my body and locate the ball.

Universities are seminaries to produce Leftists

The Left neither cares about prosperity nor jobs. It cares about equality

Conservatives divide the world in terms of good and evil while liberals do it in terms of the rich and poor.

There are threads in our lives. You pull one, and everything else gets affected.

Why is it I feel a new nostalgia for the era of the guillotine?

Chuck said, “Hey. How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?” Cawley looked over at him. “I’ll bite. How many?” “Fish,” Chuck said and let loose a bright bark of a laugh.

Steve Jobs has said that Xwindows is brain-damamged and will disappear in two years. He got it half-right.

Geoffrey [Boycott] is the only fellow I've ever met who fell in love with himself at a young age and has remained faithful ever since

If I've to bowl to Sachin, I'll bowl with my helmet on. He hits the ball so hard.

Most of the worst errors I made in my life came from forgetting to act small.

There's no more delicious irony on the face of the Earth than environmental protesters being led away in plastic handcuffs that have a biodegradability horizon line of, like, 40,000 years.

If you inflict your unhappiness onto others, it is sinful

An artist works through exposed wounds.

I think having a great idea is vastly overrated. I know it sounds kind of crazy and counterintuitive. I don't think it matters what the idea is, almost. You need great execution.

Why is electricity so expensive these days? Why does it cost so much for something I can make with a balloon and my hair?

Trends don't mean anything to me. If I like something, I'll do it. If I don't, I won't do it, and I wouldn't care if everybody in the country mocked me.

Without God and religion you don't have moral truth, you have moral opinion

The feminist movement has far more anger for men than it has love for women.

We conservatives fight evil; the Left fights carbon emissions

Second place is the first loser.

Design has taken the place of what sailing used to be.

Of all the characteristics needed for both a happy and morally decent life, none surpasses gratitude. Grateful people are happier, and grateful people are more morally decent.

If you want to know what you look like, look into a mirror. If you want to know how you think, you should write

Easy Rider' was never a motorcycle movie to me. A lot of it was about politically what was going on in the country.

There’s more time spent on teaching kids about recycling than on character development in the American schools.

The more we complain, the more unhappy we get

I'm the basketball version of a gravedigger.

The current tax code is harder to understand than Bob Dylan reading Finnegans Wake in a wind tunnel.

Political correctness is the the inability to state certain truths because they may offend certain people

There's more impact if you burn somebody with your eyes, look straight into him and let him know with a look.