CM Punk Quotes

Right now, I would like complete silence when I'm talking.

Fix him so I can break him again!

I'm not allowed to wear my street clothes on TV because Vince McMahon says I don't look like CM Punk when I'm not in my gear.

It's a good time to be CM Punk right now.

I drink this [whiskey glass] and I'm just another JBL? you don't get it, I'm not like you. I'm not JBL, I'm CM Punk! Sometimes it's what you don't do that makes you who you are.

Security, we have a jumper! Security?

Yes, I wanted to win! I wanted the belt! I'm a belt mark! I want to sleep with it! I want to wear that and nothing else to church on Sunday!

I'm the best. I'm the best in the world.

I am STILL better than you. Because I AM drug free, I AM alcohol free, and I’m straightedge.

Screw you and your 38,000 twitter followers!

I'm not doing my job if people are like, "What you do is fake." And literally people on the street are confused, generally, for the first time.

See, Josh, that's what you do when someone slaps you in the face. So the next time it happens to you, try to retaliate.

King Kofi Kingston. The initials are horrible but the name sounds great.

Is he under the influence or something?

King Kofi Kingston, that does have a nice ring to it. But not so much the initials, though.

Have you guys ever ghost hunted in Hawaii? No? Well, I have this fat friend... I shouldn't say fat, that might offend him, but he's Samoan and claims to have seen ghosts.

Drink up, England... I WANT your liver to fail. Smoke up England, I WANT you to die.

Sir! Sir! I'm afraid your music is just too loud!

I would never be happy with just coming to TV tapings, not working house shows, and just getting by, staying in the shadows. I'm proud of the fact that I can turn chickenshit to chicken salad.

I am the best wrestler in the world.

Can I read it? They really liked it when I did it.

Can we not say 'dumped' and 'Bellas' in the same sentence, please?

Climb up the ladder! Climb up the ladder! Are you stupid?!

Storytime is over, Rock. Every time you want to 'bring it,' because it belongs to me, I'm just going to take it!.

Until you announce me as the #1 contender for the WWE Championship, I suggest you watch me make snow angels.

One of the things I want to find out is where the hell are the WWE ice cream bars?!

Wrestling is pretty DIY. I've been doing it for 12 years, completely on my own. It's like being in a band or running a zine - except that I get to kick people in the face.

Its Not a Belt, its a Championship Title!

So what? I'm out here doing commentary with Malaria.

I am fat and I don't care.

I came here to do a job, and my job is to hurt people.

People get hired based off of a certain look or something like that and they have no intention of paying their dues or even respecting the business. It's not a good idea to do that.

I did try out for football and wrestling but they wouldn't let me on the teams because I had blue hair.

We have the worst security!

My chair just broke by the way. It's a billion dollar corporation and I can't get a decent chair and somebody to come out here and fix this announce table.

This is not the Spanish announce table!

To John Cena after the fans kept throwing his shirt back in the ring : They didn't throw my shirt back.

I owe my career to Paul Heyman.

This isn't CM Punk talking to Triple H, this is Phil Brooks talking to Paul Levesque

Texas is dicktown. No basement in the alamo. I didnt capitalize that on purpose.

If the story's there for it, if there's a reason for it, then I'm all for it. But if you throw in a barbed wire match just to do a barbed wire match, then it makes no sense to me.

I think drugs and alcohol aren't a wrestling problem, it's a life problem, it's a people problem.

I would, but I know where that hand's been.

Gorgeous day here in Chicago. Sure is better than Canada.

Right now at the announce table we've got two kings and a queen, I'll let you figure out who's who.

How come when I was a kid, I couldn't be picked on bullies like that?

I was a huge Sub-Zero guy, but the fact that you can download Freddy Krueger is the coolest thing I've heard of in a very long time.

In 50 years, your grandchildren will be asking you where you were when CM Punk beat the Undertaker's streak!

John, what are you doing? John, my diet soda. What are you doing?

The idea of being on television is to wear your T-shirt so people see it and maybe buy it.