Caitlin Moran Quotes
We must recall the most important of humanity guidelines: Be polite. Being polite is possibly the greatest daily contribution everyone can make to life on Earth.
I love puffins. They are small, round gothic birds, and their babies are called pufflings.
My core belief is that if you're complaining about something for more than three minutes, two minutes ago you should have done something about it.
When a woman says, ‘I have nothing to wear!’, what she really means is, ‘There’s nothing here for who I’m supposed to be today.
Flyaway, problem hair is the enemy of feminism, and was probably invented by the Man to crush Susan Sontag.
I like a little bit of revolution. I think it's a very good hobby for a young woman. Better than squash.
When I hear women talking about how their wedding is going to be/was the best day of their life, I can’t help but think, You just haven’t taken enough MDMA in a field at 3 a.m., love.
It's always sunny above the clouds. Always. Every day on earth - every day I have ever had - was secretly sunny, after all.
If you are lying down to give birth, gravity is not helping you. You know, you stand up and, you know, a baby will basically kind of fall out of you, if you keep walking 'round.
A library in the middle of a community is a cross between an emergency exit, a life raft and a festival.
And every book, you find, has its own social group--friends of its own it wants to introduce you to, like a party in the library that need never, ever end.
There are some women out there who are just going to look better with a mustache: that's statistics.
The word spinster tells you everything that you need to know about our attitude of women who choose not to marry, yes.
Self-harm - the world will come at you with knives anyway. You do not need to beat them to it.
When you live in a small house with five younger siblings, it's actually far more sensible- and much quicker- to cry alone.
If you've been fat, you will always feel and see the world as a fat person; you know how difficult it is... It's the same coming from a working-class background... it never leaves you.
I could have written a misery memoir and instead I tried to make it funny. I never complained.
Feminism means something - legislation, cultural change - but 'Girl Power' meant nothing more than being friends with your friends.
But as the years went on, I realised that what I really want to be, all told, is a human. Just a productive, honest, courteously treated human.
Never feel this bad again. Never come back to this place, where only a knife will do. Live a gentle and kind life. Don't do things that make you want to hurt yourself.
I know people go on about Twitter, but it is amazing. It's whatever you want it to be, and all the women got in there before the boys.
Heaven. The biggest waste of our time we ever invented, outside jigsaws.
The first thing to improve society is not banning abortion, but making sure that everyone who had a child is in the best position to be able to rear it.
You can always tell when a woman is with the wrong man, because she has so much to say about the fact that nothing's happening.
It's really best not to tell people when you feel bad. Growing up is about keeping secrets, and pretending everything is fine.
Feminism has had exactly the same problem that "political correctness" has had: people keep using the phrase without really knowing what it means.
The people around you are mirrors, I think. You see yourself reflected in their eyes. If the mirror is true, and smooth, you see your true self. That’s how you learn who you are.
The problem with battling yourself is that even if you win, you lose.
As far as I'm concerned, you're a feminist by default if you're born in the Western world right now.
If you can find a frock you look nice in and can run up three flights of stairs, you're not fat.
