Carl Hiaasen Quotes
From the bow of the canoe she asked, "Do you know a rain dance?""First I need a virgin.
...Right now there's a pair of bad cops on their way out here to shoot me.""You don't know that.""Yeah, you're right, " Stranahan said. "They're probably just collecting Toys for Tots. Now go.
The classroom fell quiet, a long heavy silence that roared in Roy's ears like a train.
Humor can be an incredible lacerating and effective weapon. And that is the way I use it.