Carlos Alazraqui Quotes

If DreamWorks and Disney need that name to sell the cartoon and get people in the seats, that's what they need. It's not fair, but there's plenty of other work for us to do.

I used to be kind of bitter and jealous as well, but I get it. It's business.

I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration - which meant I wasn't going to get a real job - so I started doing a little standup.

Movies, obviously, are a little more lucrative. The initial paycheck is better.

Videogames are a little more work and they're a little more stilted.

I started doing stand-up in college.