Charles M. Schulz Quotes

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

Snoopy didn't start off being a Beagle. It's just that 'beagle' is a funny word.

The best theology is probably no theology; just love one another.

In life, it's not where you go, it's who you travel with.

There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people...religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin!

Happiness is a warm puppy.

Happiness is anyone and anything that's loved by you.

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.

It just seems that if you hang on for a while longer, there is always something bright around the corner, or the dark clouds will go away and there will be sunshine again.

What's the sense in having an eclipse if you can't look at it? Somebody in production sure slipped up this time!

Love is sharing your popcorn.

Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.

Friendship isn't about who you've known the longest. It's all about the friend who comes and stands by your side in bad times.

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

A glacier will frequently move forward one foot while retreating three feet... Which reminds me a lot of myself!

There is no heavier burden than an unfulfilled potential.

I think I'm afraid of being happy because whenever I get too happy something bad always happens.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.

In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

I gave up trying to understand people long ago. Now I let them try to understand me!

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.

Love is a letter on pink stationery.

Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.

It's either the flu or love... The symptoms are the same.

I never seem to know what's going on... Right from the very start, my life has been strange. I think I know what happened... I must have missed all the rehearsals.

Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.

All of earth's creatures have, hidden within their beings, a wild uncontrollable urge to punt!

What's this? That little red-haired girl dropped her pencil... Gee... It's got teeth marks all over it... She nibbles her pencil... She's human!

What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?

Just wait and see, Charlie Brown. I'll see the Great Pumpkin. I'll SEE the Great Pumpkin! Just you wait, Charlie Brown. The Great Pumpkin will appear and I'll be waiting for him.

If you can't beat 'em, cooperate 'em to death!

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.