Charles M. Schulz Quotes
It is difficult to talk about what I do, because I do it so I don't have to talk about it.
You try for a little happiness, and what do you get? A few memories and a fat stomach!
People shouldn't be embarrassed just because they get caught acting a little silly.
Charlie Brown got hit with a line-drive!" "Does anyone here know anything about first-aid?" "It's probably not serious... Second or third-aid will do.
I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities!
You know, in a way, 'Dear Santa Claus' is rather stuffy... Perhaps something a little more intimate would be better... Something just a shade more friendly..." "How about 'Dear Fatty'?
That stupid Charlie Brown! He had the nerve to say I'm not perfect!" "So I suppose you hit him, huh?" "Rats! I knew I forgot something!
One of Beethoven's favorite dishes was macaroni and cheese. The girl I marry must be able to make good macaroni and cheese..." "How did Beethoven feel about cold cereal?
Schroeder, do you think I'm beautiful?" "I think you're the most beautiful girl the world has ever known..." "You hate me, don't you?
Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don't forget to fasten your seat belt.
Valentine, just a few words to tell you how I love you. I have loved you since the first day I saw you. Whenever that was.
I've been thinking... Maybe you're a mockingbird... Mockingbirds imitate the songs of other birds... No, I've never heard of any copyright problems.
I think they assign things to students which are way over their heads, which destroy your love of reading, rather than leading you to it. I don't understand that. Gosh.
Travel tips: How to avoid carsickness, seasickness and airsickness... Be careful what you eat. And stay home.
It's a mistake to try to avoid the unpleasant things in life... But I'm beginning to consider it.
Linus: What would you say you want most out of life, Charlie Brown? To be happy? CB: Oh, no. I don't expect that. I really don't. I just don't want to be unhappy!
Going to our school is an education in itself which is not to be confused with actually getting an education.
When you die, are you ever allowed to come back?" "Only if you had your hand stamped.
I guess it's wrong always to be worrying about tomorrow. Maybe we should think about today..." "No, that's giving up... I'm still hpoing that yesterday will get better.
I've always been criticized, right from the beginning! Right from the very first day I was born... They said I wasn't right for the part!
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and wonder if my life would be different if I had to do it over... Then a voice comes to me out of the dark that says, "boy, there's an original thought!
See the valentine I made for Linus? On the inside, I wrote, To my sweet babboo." "He says he's not your sweet babboo." "What does he know?
Aren't the clouds beautiful? I could just lie here all day, and watch them drift by.
Nobody gave me what I wanted for my birthday! Nobody! What sort of presents do you call these? New shoes, a green sweater and a bunch of stupid toys!" "What were you expecting?" "Real estate!
I enjoy looking at your face... Whenever I look at your face, a question always comes to my mind... Will man ever succeed in reaching the moon?
It won't do you any good to run if you're running the wrong way. I've developed a new philosophy...I only dread one day at a time.
