Charles Stross, The Fuller Memorandum Quotes
Unfortunately it's also true to say that good management is a bit like oxygen - it's invisible and you don't notice its presence until it's gone, and then you're sorry.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a sane employee in possession of his wits must be in want of a good manager.
Bob loses saving throw vs. shiny with a penalty of -5. Bob takes 2d8 damage to the credit card.