Charlie Higson Quotes

Standing in the corridor was a large plastic bin on wheels. He looked inside. Empty tins of dog food. That explained the spaghetti with meat sauce. Oh well, he'd eaten worse.

My gran always said I was half clever, half stupid, and half crazy.

If a wolf attacks his sheep, the shepard kills the wolf, but he eats the sheep when he's hungry.

We was half stupid, a third lucky, and three-quarters ferocious.

You got to harden yourself. Make, like, a shell around you. But not everyone can do it. If they got nothing to hang on to some of them screw up. They’re not in the game no more.

No such word as can't. No such word as babagoozle neither!

Writing is a bit like being a god

He knew one thing for sure, though. Whatever happened, Matt would have some handy excuse. He'd make up some story or change an old one, find some dumb quote to explain it all.

I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired, ' said Maxie.'I know how that feels, ' said Blue.'I think some Pharaoh had that carved on his tomb, ' Maxie added.'Yeah? Times don't change much, do they?

Remember what I done for you here today, ' he shouted and passed out.

I’m different, ” said the Kid. “My gran always said I was half clever, half stupid, and half crazy.

I was the hero, Roberto De Niro, William Shakespearo! Walking on the beaches, looking at the peaches.

The brighter the sunlight, the worse it affects them, " said Einstein."So we got to pay more attention to the weather forecast, " said DogNut. "Cloudy with a chance of zombies.