Charlie Sheen Quotes
From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls.
I think the honesty not only shines through in my work, but also my personal life. And I get in trouble for being honest. I'm extremely old-fashioned. I'm a nobleman. I'm chivalrous.
For now, I'm just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view.
It's definitely safer to be single, especially with this cottage industry that's devoted to extorting celebrities.
The problem with prostitutes is, what if you actually like somebody you meet in that situation? Where do you go from there? What do you do?
Guys, IMDB right there, 62 movies, a ton of success, I mean, come on bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn't even trying.
I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn't earned most of what I achieved because it came so fast.
I'm an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordnance to the ground.
When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars.
I got tiger blood, man. My brain fires in a way that is - I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm.
What you come to discover is, it isn't how you get there, it's that you get there. If that's what it took to get me where I'm at today, so be it.
Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?
Those of us who did make it have an obligation to build again. To teach to others what we know, and to try with what's left of our lives to find a goodness and a meaning to this life.
Early on, I used to think it was really cool and macho to jump out of the car and tackle the bad guy. But then when you see the stunts in the movie, you realize it could've been a lady in a poncho.
You’ve read about the goddesses, come on. They’re an international sensation. These are my girlfriends. These are the women that I love that have completed the three parts of my heart.
They sell pot named after me in the dispensaries. And I'm not even a pot guy. I was so honored.
I don't want to get high with my kids, because then everything is different forever. That's so stupid, I think.
I've always been a little skittish about death. On certain days I'm okay with it. On other days it's like, "Really? I have to? No, man, not me."
Guys want to be respected and acknowledged. They want to feel what they contributed matters.
Just tell the truth and you're home free. If there are amends to be made, you make them. You own it and move on.
I'm kind of old-fashioned in a lot of ways. I prefer mano a mano. Even if you have two girls in the house, it's not like we're together all the time. But I need variety.
If someone follows you, go to a different room. If they keep following you, get in your car. If they follow you in your car, drive to a police station. There are ways to not engage.
You can have rules at home that are different from the rest of the world's as long as you're not hurting anyone.
Sometimes the right choice seems great at the moment, but then suddenly it's as if somebody detonated a suicide bomb.
I'll hear a song I love and suddenly I'm isolated from everything around me just for a nanosecond. That's a moment between a moment.
Shooting a movie can be so tedious. You're trying to get 20 different angles on the same swing. You never get into a rhythm. But I took it very seriously.
