Chetan Bhagat, 2 States: The Story Of My Marriage Quotes

Because knowledge is not for showing off. If I do good work, people should notice me.

Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It’s like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. It’s like sitting in a racing car but not driving it.

Forgiving doesn't make the person who hurt you feel better, it makes you feel better.

How can such scary looking parents create something so cute?

The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination.

Marble flooring is to a Punjabi what a foreign degree is to a Tamilian

We sat on the floor for dinner. Ananya's father passed me a banana leaf. I wondered if i had to eat it or wipe my hands with it.

She is too intelligent to be a good daughter-in-law

I thought about my [Punjabi] family. The only nakshatram we think about is the division of petrol pumps when we have to see the girl.

The world's most sensible and the most idiotic person lies within us..the worst part is we can't say who is who