Chi Chi Rodriguez Quotes

After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.

They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger.

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.

I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English.

Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.

Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

I never prayed that I would make a putt. I prayed that I would react well if I missed.

I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.

No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.

I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.

When you're having trouble and topping the ball, it means the ground is moving on you.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.

Don't look for excuses to lose. Look for excuses to win.

Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!

A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big.

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles.

When I used to gamble, I looked for players with head covers on their irons. Those guys I could beat.

I'm playing like Tarzan-and scoring like Jane.

Take less time to read the scorecard and more time to read the hole.

Maintain a childhood enthusiasm for the game of golf.

The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'

He told me just to keep the ball low.

The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.

Jack Nicklaus is a legend in his spare time.

I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt.

Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner.

The best putting advice I ever received was make sure you concentrate real hard on keeping that darn ball real low

Playing golf is not hot work. Cutting sugar cane for a dollar a day - that's hot work. Hotter than my first wrist watch.

I was on the dance floor but I couldn't hear the band.

Putting isn't golf, greens should be treated almost the same as water hazards: you land on them, then add two strokes to your score.

Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one.

I have 13 dependents. All of them have 140 IQ or better, except me. I'm under 100 IQ, and I support them all.

When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better.