Chris Colfer Quotes

I wasn't going to get such a nice car - I was going to get a cute little hybrid or something, keep the trees happy - but then my grandfather died, and it was all: retail therapy!

My imaginary friends have become my imaginary children.

I just downloaded the new Alvin and the Chipmunks album! They're the only guys that make music in my key!

I'm really not good blackmail material.

I've been pushed down many flights of stairs in my time, but I always manage to find an elevator

I may have no idea what I'm talking about," I said, a little ticked off now. "But we're all a part of a minority waiting for a majority to pull their heads out of their asses.

Whether I'm in front of the camera, behind the camera, at my computer writing a novel or a screenplay, as long as I get to entertain someone out there, I'm happy.

I do all kind of fun things when I'm unconscious.

I can sing and dance. I can smile - a lot.

I almost shat my pants. Literally, the floor was almost covered in my shat.

Everyone that I meet always wants me to direct, but whenever I think of directing, I think of aligning shots. I'd definitely have to write and direct something. But I don't know if I could.

I think every time a movie gets made, it's a miracle. I would love to get to a point where it became easier and it wasn't so much of a struggle to get it done or finished.

When one thing takes another away, what do we call that?” she asked my class. “Homicide!” I called out

I love thinking that there is magic in the world, that there are people in the world with amazing abilities that we just don't know about.

I'm horrible at auditions anyway. Maybe that's why I never got anything.

Intelligence is not a competition," she said. "There is plenty to go around, and there are many ways it can be demonstrated.

Woo! It's so cold, I think we may be twin sisters now," he said through rattling teeth.

I could never rap, personally. I can't even wrap presents.

A few of the girls and I jumped into my jetta and took off. "Lets go stand outside someone from Glee's house now," one of them said

My life is an awkward visit from the kid's table while awaiting a History Channel special.

There's nothing more terrifying then a teenage girl.

I don't personally feel a responsibility to be a role model, but as the actor, I do.

I know I'm bitter and a little jaded, and mildly enjoy it, but am I a sad person? Am I happy? I plan on being happy in the future for sure, but it isn't here yet. So what does that make me, exactly?

It doesn't matter how old I get, I always act like an excited five year-old kid with severe ADD and a waddle at Disneyland.

Not taking yourself too seriously, that's the important thing.

I can act... I do a little writing as well. And I'm good at typing. I'm a creative typist, actually.

I do better singing female songs because my voice is so high-pitched.

I was made fun of a lot in high school because of the way I sound and the way I was.

Cast parties are a lot of fun!

Due to personal issues, I have been let go from the cast of Glee. Explanations will come shortly.

To be famous is to stand on a pedestal and give the world permission to tell you all your flaws.

I've learned that the more people embrace their disadvantages, the less disadvantaged they become!

Once the world has made a decision, there is little anyone can do to change its mind.

Remember to have courage, that is one of the few things that no one can ever take away from you.

Then find out what your sword is - find your own advantage - and wear it proudly.

Bring a sword to school. Trust me-those girls will leave you alone.

But after being on the run I've learned a life spent creating enemies isn't worth leading. Having allies is the best advantage in the world.

I got this delicious bottle of perfume called Fabreze

The cruelest thing you can do tosomeone is force them to hurt alone

Just because ANYONE CAN, DOESN'T MEAN EVERYONE CAN.

JUST BECAUSE ANYONE CAN, DOESN'T MEAN EVERYONE SHOULD (Mrs. Peters to Conner Bailey)

It's better to be the hero of your own story than to become the villain of someone else's.

Conner raised an eyebrow. 'Who told you

We wouldn't want to live in a world where no one believed in themselves enough to make their own dreams come true.

It's a tough world to find yourself in, but an even tougher one to be yourself in

You can change a body, but you can't change a soul. The heart wants what it wants.