Chris Jericho Quotes

I don't ever really list things that I want to do. The only two things that I've ever wanted to do are be in a rock band and be a wrestler. Those were my two goals.

Congratulations to one of my favorite opponents and greatest rivals on returning to the WWE. The Rock is the BEST promo man of all time.

Live events are notorious for being pressure free. Stress free. It's all about just doing the match. Doing what you feel.

So Stephanie.. you wanna say let the bodies hit the floor... I would say... let the boobies hit the floor!

There's no unemployment insurance if you don't have a job in wrestling. You really have to be committed, to have a love and a passion for the sport, a belief in yourself that you can do it.

When you get some success, you want more. When you get one mountain climbed, you want to climb the next one.

You've got a man-beast, and a ho-beast.

Of course you have an e-mail, you idiot, just read it!

I am the Ayatollah of rock 'n' rolla

Queen Elizabeth, she's the ultimate hypocrite!

A lot of people don't realize that wrestling is acting; you're playing a role and a part.

I'm never going to say the word "retire." If I feel like having a match when I'm 70 years old and I think I can go out there and tear it up, then I'm going to do it.

In Hollywood, there really is a stigma against wrestling. I think that's why people think wrestlers are Neanderthals who can't string two words together.

I never want to hide my wrestling background.

You can't come back to TV for two months. It's too short. You can't start anything. It's too much of a tease and there's really nowhere you can go.

Don't you touch me again. I will knock you out, junior!

I'm a great whittler. I can whittle a marshmallow stick really quickly. I don't think anyone whittles anymore, they should!

Comedy is commitment and playing a character and falling into the role, and I've been doing that since I was 19 years old.

Everything's a challenge, man. You just have to take each dance as its own separate thing and just go for it.

My days of being a full time wrestler are over. Nothing wrong with that, that's just the general progression of your career and your life.

Think about it - pro wrestling as an Olympic sport would be pretty cool. Look at figure skating or gymnastics - what is it? It's a choreographed performance that is judged.

As a matter of fact I could beat you two with both my arms and my legs tied. I'll roll down this ramp and score myself a 7-10 idiot split!

What's best for business is just continue to have an entertaining product with great, interesting characters.