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Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "Everything is funnier in retrospect, funnier and prettier and cooler. You can laugh at anything from far enough away."

Everything is funnier in retrospect, funnier and prettier and cooler. You can laugh at anything from far enough away.



Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "Dude, the place is filling up," I say. "It feels like we're living in the bottom half of an hourglass." Like somehow we're running out of time."

Dude, the place is filling up," I say. "It feels like we're living in the bottom half of an hourglass." Like somehow we're running out of time.




Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "Maybe self-improvement isn't the answer, maybe self-destruction is the answer."

Maybe self-improvement isn't the answer, maybe self-destruction is the answer.



Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "It only takes one mistake and nothing else you ever do will matter. No matter how hard you work or how smart you become, you'll always be known for that one poor choice."

It only takes one mistake and nothing else you ever do will matter. No matter how hard you work or how smart you become, you'll always be known for that one poor choice.




Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "No matter how many luxuries you get, something will be missing. No matter how carefully you choose, you'll never be totally happy."

No matter how many luxuries you get, something will be missing. No matter how carefully you choose, you'll never be totally happy.



Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "When did the future switch from being a promise to a threat?"

When did the future switch from being a promise to a threat?



Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "Life's greatest comfort is being able to look over your shoulder and see people worse off, waiting in line behind you."

Life's greatest comfort is being able to look over your shoulder and see people worse off, waiting in line behind you.




Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "Every stage of life has its own form of power, and we're always sort of terrified as to whether we can make the jump to the next form of power."

Every stage of life has its own form of power, and we're always sort of terrified as to whether we can make the jump to the next form of power.



Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "More than one side? You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass!"

More than one side? You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass!



Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "When you don't share your problems, you resent hearing the problems of other people."

When you don't share your problems, you resent hearing the problems of other people.



Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "And the more she could imagine this island, the less she liked the real world. The more she could imagine the people, the less she liked any real people."

And the more she could imagine this island, the less she liked the real world. The more she could imagine the people, the less she liked any real people.



Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "Every woman is just a different kind of problem."

Every woman is just a different kind of problem.




Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We just are, and what happens just happens."

We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We just are, and what happens just happens.



Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "People don't listen, they just wait for their turn to talk."

People don't listen, they just wait for their turn to talk.



Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "Recycling and speed limits are bullshit. They're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed."

Recycling and speed limits are bullshit. They're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed.



Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "You become smart when you don't need to quote someone anymore." I am still stupid: I quoted Chuck Palahiniuk"

You become smart when you don't need to quote someone anymore." I am still stupid: I quoted Chuck Palahiniuk



Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake... This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time."

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake... This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.



Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "If You Don’t Claim Your Humanity, You Will Become A Statistic."

If You Don’t Claim Your Humanity, You Will Become A Statistic.



Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "Only after disaster can we be resurrected. It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything. Nothing is static, everything is evolving, everything is falling apart."

Only after disaster can we be resurrected. It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything. Nothing is static, everything is evolving, everything is falling apart.



Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "The problem with educating stupid people was that they didn’t know they were stupid. The same went for curing crazy people."

The problem with educating stupid people was that they didn’t know they were stupid. The same went for curing crazy people.



Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "The best way is not to fight it, just go. Don't be trying all the time to fix things. What you run from only stays with you longer. When you fight something, you only make it stronger."

The best way is not to fight it, just go. Don't be trying all the time to fix things. What you run from only stays with you longer. When you fight something, you only make it stronger.



Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "Anybody's true nature is bullshit. There is no human soul. Emotion is bullshit. Love is bullshit."

Anybody's true nature is bullshit. There is no human soul. Emotion is bullshit. Love is bullshit.



Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "Help me give up my addiction to Hope."

Help me give up my addiction to Hope.



Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit."

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit.



Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "Only in death will we have our own names since only in death are we no longer part of the effort. In death we become heroes."

Only in death will we have our own names since only in death are we no longer part of the effort. In death we become heroes.



Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "There are the most fantastic, beautiful things and people out there. It’s up to you to find them."

There are the most fantastic, beautiful things and people out there. It’s up to you to find them.



Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "On the other side of the handrail, the hallway's gray marble floor looks as if we've climbed a stairway through the clouds."

On the other side of the handrail, the hallway's gray marble floor looks as if we've climbed a stairway through the clouds.



Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "Besides, hysteria is only possible with an audience."

Besides, hysteria is only possible with an audience.



Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "You're always haunted by the idea you're wasting your life."

You're always haunted by the idea you're wasting your life.



Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "To some of us, the nights are too long. To some, the days."

To some of us, the nights are too long. To some, the days.



Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink"

College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink



Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "In a world where billions believe their deity conceived a mortal child with a virgin human, it's stunning how little imagination most people display."

In a world where billions believe their deity conceived a mortal child with a virgin human, it's stunning how little imagination most people display.



Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "Your being born makes your parents God. You owe them your life, and they can control you. Then puberty makes you Satan, just because you want something better."

Your being born makes your parents God. You owe them your life, and they can control you. Then puberty makes you Satan, just because you want something better.



Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "I'm always identifying some fallacy in my own life. I'm sort of making fun of myself by exploring and unpacking just why I'm sort of automatically thrown to be a certain way."

I'm always identifying some fallacy in my own life. I'm sort of making fun of myself by exploring and unpacking just why I'm sort of automatically thrown to be a certain way.



Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "My inventory of people who can save me is down to just me."

My inventory of people who can save me is down to just me.



Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "You have endless ways you can commit suicide without dying dying."

You have endless ways you can commit suicide without dying dying.



Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "The government says Rant's alive because they need a villain. The kids say he's alive because they need a hero."

The government says Rant's alive because they need a villain. The kids say he's alive because they need a hero.



Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "You must realize that one day you will die. Until then you are worthless."

You must realize that one day you will die. Until then you are worthless.



Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything."

Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.



Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "What we don't understand we can make mean anything."

What we don't understand we can make mean anything.



Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "Until you find something to fight for, you settle for something to fight against."

Until you find something to fight for, you settle for something to fight against.



Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "Without pain, without sacrifice we would have nothing. Like the first monkey shot into space."

Without pain, without sacrifice we would have nothing. Like the first monkey shot into space.



Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "A good story should make you laugh, and a moment later break your heart."

A good story should make you laugh, and a moment later break your heart.



Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels."

With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.



Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "Hey, even the Mona Lisa is falling apart."

Hey, even the Mona Lisa is falling apart.



Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "Today is the sort of day where the sun only comes up to humiliate you."

Today is the sort of day where the sun only comes up to humiliate you.



Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "Parenthood is the opiate of the masses."

Parenthood is the opiate of the masses.



Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "Am I sleeping? Have I slept at all? This is insomnia."

Am I sleeping? Have I slept at all? This is insomnia.



Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: "This was freedom. Losing all hope was freedom."

This was freedom. Losing all hope was freedom.