Cloris Leachman Quotes

I've been so relieved and so grateful to not have a god to believe in.

Why can't we build orphanages next to homes for the elderly? If someone were sitting in a rocker, it wouldn't be long before a kid will be in his lap.

Let whatever's going to happen, happen. Don't judge it before you do it. Sure, sometimes it will be terrible, but sometimes it will just be amazing. That's where the gold is.

I'm so sick of Betty White. Never liked her.

For the love of God, will someone please punch me in the face so I can see some stars?

I think husbands and wives should live in separate houses. If there's enough money, the children should live in a third.

I make fun whenever I go. If I go to restaurant by myself, rest assured, people will be talking about it.

Im having an amazing life and it isnt over yet.

Everything is so sad and so wonderful.

Now men and women are separate and unequal. We should be hand in hand; in fact, we should have our arms around one another.

When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.

Now men and women are separate and unequal. We should be hand in hand in fact we should have our arms around one another.