Cobb Quotes

A woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings.

If slaves will make good soldiers, then our whole theory of slavery is wrong.

Golf - a young man's vice and an old man's penance.

You had to hate the Colonel a whole lot to keep from loving him.

Other things being equal, it is the person who can lift his work up to the plane of the intuitional and inspiration who achieves greatness, both in his work and in his career.

That boy Mantle is a good one.

When I came to Detroit I was just a mild-mannered Sunday-school boy.

Most collisions out on the fields are needless.

He (Shoeless Joe Jackson) was the finest natural hitter in the history of the game.

I've got to be first. ALL the time.

The chaotic theory of education is that you go to college, earn a degree and then that degree may be used in something completely different. It's about achieving the goal first.

Don't come home a failure.

There are more scriptural reasons to oppose homophobia than to oppose homosexuality.

All I want to do is hit someone in the mouth. It's a whole lot easier than working for a living. Don't make anything noble out of what I do

If your brother can't 'old 'is own against a bunch of orphans, 'e'd best leave off playing 'azard altogether!

Dreams feel real while we’re in them. It’s only when we wake up that we realize something was actually strange.

Mr. Brundy, " she said with a nod, making the most perfunctory of curtsies to her father's guest.He made no move to take her hand, but merely bowed and responded in kind. "Lady '

Nuance is anathema to his thinking, which is why he can maintain such fidelity to his ideas in a-hundred-and-forty-character bursts.

Whenever my mom talks too much, I say she has Pac-man of the mouth.

Do You want to be a Starfish?

Though the heart may be cracked wide, pain can still seep in.

Like this quote if you believe you're a Patriot!

If you want to be a genius, it's easy: All you gotta say is, "Everything stinks." Then, you're never wrong. That's how much of a genius I am! That's how I got to where I am today!

If you want to be a genius, it's easy: All you gotta say is, 'Everything stinks.' Then, you're never wrong.

I've just learned about his illness let's hope it's nothing trivial.

A good storyteller is a person who has a good memory and hopes other people haven't.

If a woman likes another woman she's cordial. If she doesn't like her she's very cordial.