Craig Kilborn Quotes
Critics say Arnold has no previous government experience, but advisers say he's clearly the most qualified Austrian, ex-Mr. Universe in the race.
My brother asked me once, 'Are you a misanthrope?' And I said, 'No, I just find people irritating.'
President Bush announced a billion dollar mission to the moon and Mars. He came up with a snappy new slogan - to drill where no man has drilled before.
Clinton said he feels safe in Harlem. It's the only place in the state Hillary is scared to look for him after dark.
Bryant Gumbel is thrilled about his CBS deal and can't wait to start alienating the staff of an entirely new network.
President Bush is not fazed by other candidates' war records. He said, I may have not fought in Vietnam, but I created one.
Bush said the unemployment situation is turning around. Last week alone, 5,000 people started working for John Kerry.
President Bush is in the hot seat over Iraqi pre-war intelligence. Remember the good ol' days when the only thing the president was trying to cover up was a stain?
Ironically, the possibility that the president dodged his military service has increased his approval ratings with Democrats by 80 percent.
In Louisiana, President Bush met with over 15,000 National Guard troops. Here's the weird part, nobody remembers seeing him there.
There are 300,000 new jobs and Bush said he's confused, 'Can I take credit for good news that I didn't even make up?'
Declassified papers report that John Kennedy was taking eight different medications a day. He was so wasted, his Secret Service code name was Ted Kennedy.
Over ten thousand people have signed a petition to recall Governor Schwarzenegger. I'm sorry, that is next year's joke.
