Craig Reucassel Quotes

Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

The only thing that is obscene is censorship.

If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.

The Thought Police: To censor and protect.

Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!

Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

It's funny how most activists are pacifists.

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish!

Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.

Anything on paper is obsolete!

Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.

Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.

The exchange rate between first-world lives and third-world lives in disaster stories in the media is about 50:1.

Think Tank, noun: The shower.

Don't judge a book by its thickness either.

Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it.

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.

The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius.

Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade.

If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people.

Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!

Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.

1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.

I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.

New studies show that 100% of all smokers die.

Power interrupts. Uninterruptible power interrupts absolutely.