Crystal Quotes

We can always find each other, we girls with secrets.

Never confuse honor with stupidity!

Kids need a happy household. They need to be loved and supported in their dreams. And I don't think you can make your kids' dreams your own. They need you to support them in their dreams.

Did you ever reach a point in your life, where you say to yourself, 'This is the best I'm ever going to look, the best I'm ever going to feel, the best I'm ever going to do,' and it ain't that great?

Great news! Hosting Oscars counts five hours toward my community service!

Nobody is more truthful when he's acting than De Niro.

The inspiration was this great group of 40 or 50 relatives, sometimes for Thanksgiving or Passover or something and my brothers would just go up and make them laugh.

My grandparents invented joylessness. They were not fun. I've already had more fun with my grandchildren than my grandparents ever had with me.

If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it, you write about it.

At some point I stopped stand-up because I didn't have something to say on a nightly basis.

I always was a performer, from the time I was little. It was always a natural place for me to be.

I'm a baby. I sleep like a baby - I'm up every two hours. And I think a lot. I worry a lot. I have great nights of no sleep where ideas come.

I think I've far exceeded what I ever thought I could possibly do. I'm almost shocked that I'm still around after all of these years . . . and always grateful that I get another turn to do something.

When comedy is good, it's jazz. The beats of it, the looseness, the improvisational part, the music-the way you hit the inflection, the high notes of a joke. It's all melody to me.

There's only, I think, in life, three things that I do pretty well: Performing, I still can field ground balls, and I make nice kids.

I'd like to think there is a Heaven, and it starts from the happiest day in your life.

I'm a sucker for a free tuxedo.

My mind is always going. I'm always thinking what I need to do, what I haven't done, what I did do, what I didn't do as well as I could - I'm relentless that way with myself.

I have 40-something intros [that Davis Jr. did]; all are different, none of them happened. And it was hilarious.

I had really good hearing and when you're scared it gets heightened so you hear scratching noises or something.

Bambi, to a kid, was scary.

Since I was a kid, every Thanksgiving growing up in New York, we always watched 'The March of the Wooden Soldiers' by Laurel and Hardy. Never miss it.

I always came away thinking "I'd like to see her more," you know? And then when [Parental Guidance] was ready to be cast, we thought - Bette [Midler]. So we called her.

When we had the girls, my daughter Jenny gave us like a Bible from my daughter of, "Don't feed them this; don't feed them that, if she says this, don't say that," It was crazy!

I used to limp around my neighborhood imitating him. I did my Bar Mitzvah with an Oklahoma drawl.

I had a dream that Connie Chung is doing a newscast about my death and they show a clip from Soap.

Despite what The Wall Street Journal says, our awards are the best-kept secret in America, with the possible exception of what George W. Bush did in the '70s.

From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do.

Life is a big battle for the complete feminist.

[S]exual intercourse remains a means or the means of psychologically making a woman inferior.

Women have to show that tummy to stay noticed.

There was a time when country never used to do videos.

I am a good model because I have mastered my craft. I have accepted my body, I know it well and I know how to move in front of the camera.

Besides being a model, I'm a human and a woman.

I've been collecting crystals for many, many years for healing purposes and decoration. I guess since my name is Crystal, I have no choice.

I believe in trying foods from all over the world, going to markets and finding jewelry and furniture and just treating myself well. It's important for me creatively to travel.

There's been a lot of focus on my body, but it's taught me to appreciate myself no matter where I am.

I was anorexic. I was in hell. Now I eat what I want, and I'm still a model. So you see, it works.

Anorexia is a disease that happens to people, mostly women and girls, who have obsessive, perfectionist personalities.

I think there's a lot you can learn from everybody; everybody has a story and a strength within them.

The girls everyone considers the "prettiest" are not always the most interesting or ambitious people.

Do I have bad days? Absolutely. But there are ways to overcome these things and that's perhaps what I do differently: I don't allow myself to dwell day after day on my imperfections.

We all have demons. I am a human being and I have bad days and I have bad things going on in my head that I have to deal with, but I'm very confident in my recovery.

I want to be an actress when I'm on set, not just a model. Those are the moments I live for.

There are moments in your life where you're like I have arrived. I'm here and I'm living and I'm present. And working with Jean Paul Gaultier was one of them.

Focus and having energy is the most important goal when choosing my activities and how I treat myself.

Pascal Wager invented the calculator and he also said you can apply mathematics to faith in God so I thought that was pretty interesting.

I like to think of myself as a child of the world. I really am based in New York but I find that even though I'm based there, I'm gone more often than not.

That's what I stand for, telling people you can be just who you are. It's actually more beautiful.

I've got two children, and if my voice is still out there, I want the money to go to them when I die.