D-Nice Quotes
Why are we talking about this good and evil? They're just names for sides. We know that.
His parents called him Youngster. They did this in the subconcious hope that he might take the hint. Wensleydale gave the impression of having been born with a mental age of 47.
We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way down.
It has been said that civilization is twenty-four hours and two meals away from barbarism.
People couldn't become truly holy, he said, unless they also had the opportunity to be definitively wicked.
Disney will never make a movie about my life story, and that's a shame--I'd make a really cute animated creature.
Loyalty was a great thing, but no lieutenants should be forced to choose between their leader and a circus with elephants.
The future came and went in the mildly discouraging way that futures do.
Evil in general does not sleep, and therefore doesn't see why anyone else should.
Drag queen is a gender like no other, and with practice I'd learned to rise to it.
The study of nature is a limitless field, the most fascinating adventure in the world.
One of the highlights of the first Good Omens tour was Neil and I walking through New York singing Shoehorn with Teeth. Well, we'd had a good breakfast. And you don't get mugged, either.
And then he'd tried to become an official Atheist and hadn't got the rock-hard self-satisfied strength of belief even for that.
But the purpose of the book is not the horror, it is horror's defeat.
Only people who're positive enough to have friends have enemies. When you're as glum and morose as he was, people just give up and go away.
Oh, he did his best to make their short lives miserable, because that was his job, but nothing he could think up was half as bad as the stuff they thought up themselves.
You do know you could find yourself charged with being a dominant species while under the influence of impulse-driven consumerism, don't you?
He looked up at them, a scruffy Napoleon with his laces trailing, exiled to a rose-trellised Elba.
I don't see what's so triffic about creating people as people and then gettin' upset 'cos they act like people.
America was, to them, the place that good people went to when they died. They were prepared to believe just about anything could happen in America.
Notoriety wasn't as good as fame, but was heaps better than obscurity.
The really important thing to be was yourself, just as hard as you could.
He'd been an angel once. He hadn't meant to Fall. He'd just hung around with the wrong people.
All true tea lovers not only like their tea strong, but like it a little stronger with each year that passes — a fact which is recognized in the extra ration issued to old-age pensioners.
Anyone who has used that comforting phrase 'a nice cup of tea' invariably means Indian tea.
I've never been in love, but if a penguin can find a soul mate, I'm sure I can, too.
MANY PHENOMENA--wars, plagues, sudden audits--have been advanced as evidence for the hidden hand of Satan in the affairs of Man.
When a man's friend wins, a little piece of him dies.
Whenever my children complain about the planet to me, I say 'Shut up, I just got here myself'.
Even the pious Scots, locked throughout history in a long-drawn-out battle with their arch-enemies the Scots, managed a few burnings to while away the long winter evenings.
I’ve never done this before. I didn’t go to human bars. Mudslides aside, I’m not much of a drinker. Club people are not my people. Now, book-club people—
Heaven has no taste.""Now-""And not one single sushi restaurant."A look of pain crossed the angel's suddenly very serious face.
You couldn't get a decent drink in either of them, for a start. And the boredom you got in Heaven was almost as bad as the excitement you got in Hell.
The English, by and large, being a crass and indolent race, were not as keen on burning women as other countries in Europe.
Most of the funeral stuff is going to be done during daylight hours, ” I said. “I’m not even going to be able to attend the burial. Humans get upset when vampires burst into flames right next to them.
A man in love does not notice the cut of the dress, but rather a face of a beloved.
It took me awhile to learn the rules. OK, it took the librarian in me weeks of careful obsessive research to learn the rules. There was a label maker involved. I'd rather not go into it.
Cats, Dog considered, were clearly a lot tougher than lost souls.
You trust him?" he said. "No, " said Hastur. "Right, " said Ligur. It's be a funny old world, he reflected, if demons went round trusting one another.
...you belong here, and it’s time you realize it. No one put a Scarlet A on your chest. This church is for human beings, not saints and angels.
Now relax, think positively and begin --- the smile of success awaits you.
As I mentioned earlier, women get mixed messages in childhood: You can do anything you want... but it wouldn't hurt to find someone who will take good care of you.
I grabbed my purse, which was conveniently place by the front door. Gabriel was such a considerate abductor/host. He even left the front door unpadlocked.
Leaving knots untied and scattering seeds to distract them will only work on vampires with OCD.
Zeb was kindergarten teacher--a good one. I always thought it was because he was the same emotional age as his students.
Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out?