D-Nice Quotes
My grandma Ruthie, Jettie's sister, had been married four times, so many times I started calling every old man I saw at the grocery store Grandpa.
Did I just get psychically pimp-slapped by a little old lady?
Does Hallmark make a “Sorry I tried to drink your blood and touched you in a vaguely inappropriate manner” card? I settled for “How much do you remember?
Idiot, " I said, before grinning broadly and crushing his mouth to mine. "We need to pick new pet names for each other, " he muttered as I hefted myself up from the ground.
You can't worry about the future so much that you miss out on the present.
He wondered reflectively what would happen if you asked a nun where the Gents was. Probably the Pope sent you a sharp note or something.
If your creation is taking 99% perspiration, it stinks and you need more inspiration.
God does not play games with His loyal servants", said the Metatron, but in a worried tone of voice."Whoopee", said Crowley.
When you use your energy and resources to punish people, you run out of energy and resources to protect people.
Hell may have all the best composers, but heaven has all the best choreographers.
You're Hell's Angels, then? What chapter are you from?''REVELATIONS. CHAPTER SIX.
Yet sometimes you just have to sprinkle a dash of sugar on the spoonful of pride and swallow it with a humility chaser.
She's your mother. I asked, Plus, you do look a bit like her. When you're angry, you both get these tense lines around your mouth...Look, there they are.
Besides, my drinking blood's not nearly as weird as that time I caught you shaving your legs.""I was curious!
Some vampires wouldn't react if you shoved a rosary down their pants, though I wouldn't recommend testing the theory.
because daytime leaves vampires less than, well, conscious, I told him, “Take your muffins to Boston and shut it, Terrance.” And then I hung up on him.
It is the very use of coercion, positive or negative, that breaks or deadens the spirit, which is the source of motivation.
Freedom is more than just a patriotic concept
Give yourself a set period of time to grieve and heal before focusing on financial matters.
Money per se does not make you happy - it's what it enables you to do with your life.
Sometimes you just need to be selfish to be self-sufficient.
Yes please” sounds powerful and concise. It’s a response and a request. It is not about being a good girl
DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death. JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH.
I don't see why it matters what is written. Not when it's about people. It can always be crossed out.
People are drawn to you because you make them feel happy
But one must do something about the past. It doesn’t just cease to be. It goes on existing and affecting the present, and in new and different ways, as if in some other dimension it too were growing.