Dan Quayle Quotes

The US condones violence in El Salvador.

It would be bad for the economy if we have another Jimmy Carter grain embargo, Jimmy, Jimmy Carter, Jimmy Carter grain embargo, Jimmy Carter grain embargo.

The cause of the riots were the rioters

This is where the Continental Congress met over two hundred years ago during the American Revolution. So, Lancaster was actually the capital of our nation for one day in 1977.

This is what I say about the scorn of the media elite: I wear their scorn as a badge of honor.

May our nation continue to be the beakon of hope to the world.

I should have caught the mistake on that spelling bee card. But as Mark Twain once said, 'You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word'.

It's a question of whether we're going to go forward into the future, or past to the back.

I'm the Vice-President. They know it, and they know that I know it.

I told you all lawyers are worthless. After all it takes won (sic) to know one.

You couldn't even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt. When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half. I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.

Perestroika is nothing more than refined Stalinism.

The rapid rise of the People's Republic of China as a military and economic power is challenging the status quo.

Want to hear a sad story about the Dukakis campaign? The governor of Massachusetts, he lost his top naval advisor last week. His rubber ducky drowned in the bathtub.

Speaking as a man, it's not a woman's issue. Us men are tired of losing our women.

I would guess that there's adequate low-income housing in the country.

Air travel efficiency would improve if more travelers started going to less popular places.

I've been told to keep my remarks relatively brief. I understand Quayle-hunting season begins at noon.

If Ross Perot runs, that's good for us. If he doesn't run, it's good for us.

The peace dividend is peace.

What the media wants and what the media demands of Christians is very simply this: your silence.

It is not death that I'm apparently now succumbing to, but the rapid diminishment of lifeforce from this body of mine.

I happen to be a Republican President... ah... the Vice President.

What a terrible thing it is to lose one's mind.

Public Speaking is very easy.

What you guys want, I'm for.

Who's responsible for the riots? The rioters!

I felt like I was in charge.

Looking back, I should have pursued philosophy and economics and things of that sort in college more, but I didn't.

The President scores much better than Bill Clinton.

Abortion is not an issue with the American people. It is a figment of your imagination if you think that this is an issue that is talked about a lot.

The destruction, it is just very heart-rendering.

Wouldn't it be wonderful to have a cure for AIDS in the marketplace before Magic Johnson gets AIDS?

It's not just enough to change the president if we want to change America.

I think especially in her position, a highly successful professional woman, it would be a real exception to have an unwed child.

I want to show you an optimistic sign that things are beginning to turn around.

I am uniquely positioned and prepared to be president. I can assure you I am serious. I am committed

We'll let the sunshine in and shine on us, because today we're happy and tomorrow we'll be even happier.

I can identify with steelworkers. I can identify with workers that have had a difficult time.

Americans have always excelled through hard work, innovation, and an ability to find solutions that makes us unique among nations.

Investments - particularly those that involve the change of control of a company - only work when they work well for all parties involved.

The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.

My grandfather... saw where inherited wealth ruined people. And my grandfather was right.

It's a very valuable function and requirement that you're performing, so have a great day and keep a stiff upper lip.

I could take this home, Marilyn. This is something teenage boys might find of interest.

I have a very strong record on the Environment in the United States Senate.

The message was that... fathers can go ahead and have children, but they don't have to raise the children.

I'd like to get into the National Guard.

The US has a vital interest in that area of the country.

I don't have to experience tragedy to understand it.