Darynda Jones, Third Grave Dead Ahead Quotes
In a moment of sheer terror, I realized I couldn't feel my brain. It was there just a minute ago. Maybe I really was dead. "Do I look dead to you?
God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand.
After a long, labored sigh, I said, “She was really happy when I got there. I’m pretty sure she was suicidal when I left.”“You do have that effect on people.
Want coffee?" I asked, as I headed that way."It's three thirty in the morning.""Okay. Want coffee?
You totally need to watch the news.""Can't.""Why?""It's too depressing.""Right, because hanging with dead people isn't.
There are very few personal problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosives.
Have you slept yet?''Sure. I took a power nap on the way over.''Didn't you drive there?''Yeah. Other drviers kept waking me up. Car horns should be illegal.'- Charley & Cookie