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Darynda Jones Quotes: "The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt"

The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt



Darynda Jones Quotes: "The dead guy looked at me with wide eyes. “I can’t move my legs.” I snorted. “You can’t move your arms either, or your feet or your freaking eyelids. You’re dead."

The dead guy looked at me with wide eyes. “I can’t move my legs.” I snorted. “You can’t move your arms either, or your feet or your freaking eyelids. You’re dead.




Darynda Jones Quotes: "I did that thing where you scratch your eyebrow and flip someone off at the same time. I'm good at multitasking like that."

I did that thing where you scratch your eyebrow and flip someone off at the same time. I'm good at multitasking like that.



Darynda Jones Quotes: "She's like a hurricane on crystal meth."

She's like a hurricane on crystal meth.




Darynda Jones Quotes: "I do not," I felt oddly appalled by her statement. "I'm an excellent liar. Ask my dentist. He swears I floss regularly."

I do not," I felt oddly appalled by her statement. "I'm an excellent liar. Ask my dentist. He swears I floss regularly.



Darynda Jones Quotes: "Have they even seen the Winchester boys? Sammy and Dean's existence proves there is a god and she is a woman."

Have they even seen the Winchester boys? Sammy and Dean's existence proves there is a god and she is a woman.



Darynda Jones Quotes: "They were back. The demons in all their glory. And they had a plan. I made plans sometimes, too, but they rarely involved world domination. Hot dogs on a grill, maybe. Tequila."

They were back. The demons in all their glory. And they had a plan. I made plans sometimes, too, but they rarely involved world domination. Hot dogs on a grill, maybe. Tequila.




Darynda Jones Quotes: "My prodding me didn't elicit a reaction. His unseeing eyes stared straight through me. Which was odd. He'd seemed so sane huddled in Cookie's trunk."

My prodding me didn't elicit a reaction. His unseeing eyes stared straight through me. Which was odd. He'd seemed so sane huddled in Cookie's trunk.



Darynda Jones Quotes: "But we'd never really seen eye to eye. Mostly 'cause he was much taller than I was."

But we'd never really seen eye to eye. Mostly 'cause he was much taller than I was.



Darynda Jones Quotes: "Friends don't let friends get killed by serial killers"

Friends don't let friends get killed by serial killers



Darynda Jones Quotes: "SARC- was my second favorite -ASM word"

SARC- was my second favorite -ASM word



Darynda Jones Quotes: "Rocket," I said, straightening in the chair. "Donovan was just helping me with my contacts." Donovan raised his brows humorously. Rocket furrowed his. "Did you swallow them?"

Rocket," I said, straightening in the chair. "Donovan was just helping me with my contacts." Donovan raised his brows humorously. Rocket furrowed his. "Did you swallow them?




Darynda Jones Quotes: "Does your uncle need anything? A coffee? A latte?” “He needs someone to bear his illegitimate child if you’re interested"

Does your uncle need anything? A coffee? A latte?” “He needs someone to bear his illegitimate child if you’re interested



Darynda Jones Quotes: "What did one say to a stalker? Um, pardon me, Mr.Stalker, but could you, like, not?"

What did one say to a stalker? Um, pardon me, Mr.Stalker, but could you, like, not?



Darynda Jones Quotes: "Man, I want to be someone's forbidden fruit." "Well, you are pretty fruity."

Man, I want to be someone's forbidden fruit." "Well, you are pretty fruity.



Darynda Jones Quotes: "Least he's committed," I offered. "Or needs to be."

Least he's committed," I offered. "Or needs to be.



Darynda Jones Quotes: "I noticed you tore down Donovan's house." He lifted his gaze until it locked with mine. "He's alive because he left town. His house chose to stay. It paid the price."

I noticed you tore down Donovan's house." He lifted his gaze until it locked with mine. "He's alive because he left town. His house chose to stay. It paid the price.



Darynda Jones Quotes: "Honestly, he acted as though he didn't like me anymore. Wait, maybe he didn't. "Do you still like me?" "I never liked you." Oh, right. He had a point. Garreth & Charley"

Honestly, he acted as though he didn't like me anymore. Wait, maybe he didn't. "Do you still like me?" "I never liked you." Oh, right. He had a point. Garreth & Charley



Darynda Jones Quotes: "This guy in high school tried to run me over with his dad’s SUV. Bad shoved the vehicle through a store window.” The memory brought a smile to my face."

This guy in high school tried to run me over with his dad’s SUV. Bad shoved the vehicle through a store window.” The memory brought a smile to my face.



Darynda Jones Quotes: "Where you just possessed?" Cookie asked after a long moment, awe softening her voice. "'Cause let me tell you, sweetheart, if that was possession, I'm selling my soul."

Where you just possessed?" Cookie asked after a long moment, awe softening her voice. "'Cause let me tell you, sweetheart, if that was possession, I'm selling my soul.



Darynda Jones Quotes: "Jesus may love you, but i'm his favourite"

Jesus may love you, but i'm his favourite



Darynda Jones Quotes: "After a geological epoch passed in which single-celled organisms evolved into talk show hosts, Mr. Coffee was still holding out on me."

After a geological epoch passed in which single-celled organisms evolved into talk show hosts, Mr. Coffee was still holding out on me.



Darynda Jones Quotes: "I suck at all this supernatural stuff. But I fry a mean chicken. Oh, good. I hate it when the nice ones get fried."

I suck at all this supernatural stuff. But I fry a mean chicken. Oh, good. I hate it when the nice ones get fried.



Darynda Jones Quotes: "Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, that reason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe."

Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, that reason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe.



Darynda Jones Quotes: "I'd never taken to four foot creatures who had the uncanny ability to point out all my flaws in thirty second flat. And just for the record, I can too read without moving my lips."

I'd never taken to four foot creatures who had the uncanny ability to point out all my flaws in thirty second flat. And just for the record, I can too read without moving my lips.



Darynda Jones Quotes: "I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one.- Bumper sticker"

I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one.- Bumper sticker



Darynda Jones Quotes: "This place is like crazy on crackers."

This place is like crazy on crackers.



Darynda Jones Quotes: "You totally need to watch the news." "Can't." "Why?" "It's too depressing." "Right, because hanging with dead people isn't."

You totally need to watch the news." "Can't." "Why?" "It's too depressing." "Right, because hanging with dead people isn't.



Darynda Jones Quotes: "Want coffee?" I asked, as I headed that way. "It's three thirty in the morning." "Okay. Want coffee?"

Want coffee?" I asked, as I headed that way. "It's three thirty in the morning." "Okay. Want coffee?



Darynda Jones Quotes: "Mistakes were made. Others were blamed."

Mistakes were made. Others were blamed.



Darynda Jones Quotes: "I had yet to be a mother, but I would have thought it difficult to forget something it took thirty-seven hours of excruciating pain to push out from between my legs ~Charley Davidson"

I had yet to be a mother, but I would have thought it difficult to forget something it took thirty-seven hours of excruciating pain to push out from between my legs ~Charley Davidson



Darynda Jones Quotes: "No, no, no, no, no. Anything but murder. Or rape. Or kidnapping. Or armed robbery. Or indecent exposure, ’cause that’s just creepy."

No, no, no, no, no. Anything but murder. Or rape. Or kidnapping. Or armed robbery. Or indecent exposure, ’cause that’s just creepy.



Darynda Jones Quotes: "He seemed determines, his resolve unwavering. This would take tact. Prudence. Possible Milk Duds."

He seemed determines, his resolve unwavering. This would take tact. Prudence. Possible Milk Duds.



Darynda Jones Quotes: "You were the one who hit me on the roof? I hit you on the jaw. We just happened to be on a roof at the time."

You were the one who hit me on the roof? I hit you on the jaw. We just happened to be on a roof at the time.



Darynda Jones Quotes: "After a long, labored sigh, I said, “She was really happy when I got there. I’m pretty sure she was suicidal when I left.” “You do have that effect on people."

After a long, labored sigh, I said, “She was really happy when I got there. I’m pretty sure she was suicidal when I left.” “You do have that effect on people.



Darynda Jones Quotes: "We really should get some X-rays,” the EMT said. “You just want to fondle my extraneous body parts,” I said to the EMT."

We really should get some X-rays,” the EMT said. “You just want to fondle my extraneous body parts,” I said to the EMT.



Darynda Jones Quotes: "Come here often?' I asked instead, humoring no one but myself. So it was totally worth it."

Come here often?' I asked instead, humoring no one but myself. So it was totally worth it.



Darynda Jones Quotes: "See you in a few. Hold down the fort, Mr. Wong!"

See you in a few. Hold down the fort, Mr. Wong!



Darynda Jones Quotes: "You’re the reason I breathe"

You’re the reason I breathe



Darynda Jones Quotes: "Try writing an entire story with only a thousand words at your disposal. It’s a terrific lesson in economy and precession."

Try writing an entire story with only a thousand words at your disposal. It’s a terrific lesson in economy and precession.



Darynda Jones Quotes: "I could hardly be responsible for my actions when everyone around me gave me every opportunity to sink to their low expectations."

I could hardly be responsible for my actions when everyone around me gave me every opportunity to sink to their low expectations.



Darynda Jones Quotes: "Having Reyes so near is painful. I think it has apoplexy." "Do you even know what that means?" "No, but it sounds serious. Like Ebola. Or hives"

Having Reyes so near is painful. I think it has apoplexy." "Do you even know what that means?" "No, but it sounds serious. Like Ebola. Or hives



Darynda Jones Quotes: "I have depth. I've read Proust. No, wait, that was Pooh. Winnie the Pooh. My bad" Charley Davidson."

I have depth. I've read Proust. No, wait, that was Pooh. Winnie the Pooh. My bad" Charley Davidson.



Darynda Jones Quotes: "In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him anything."

In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him anything.



Darynda Jones Quotes: "Love was not only blind, it often careened into Blithering Idiotsville as well."

Love was not only blind, it often careened into Blithering Idiotsville as well.



Darynda Jones Quotes: "Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and thanks to the powers that be. I don't want much else from them either."

Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and thanks to the powers that be. I don't want much else from them either.



Darynda Jones Quotes: "You take everything onto your shoulders like that guy who holds up the world, and you shouldn’t. You’re not nearly as muscular."

You take everything onto your shoulders like that guy who holds up the world, and you shouldn’t. You’re not nearly as muscular.



Darynda Jones Quotes: "Okay, I’ll put someone on it. But you know, the Albuquerque Police Department wasn’t really created to find things out for you.” “Really? That’s weird."

Okay, I’ll put someone on it. But you know, the Albuquerque Police Department wasn’t really created to find things out for you.” “Really? That’s weird.



Darynda Jones Quotes: "I had a horrible feeling my leg was broken. If it wasn’t, it had a lot of explaining to do."

I had a horrible feeling my leg was broken. If it wasn’t, it had a lot of explaining to do.