Dave Eggers, A Heartbreaking Work Of Staggering Genius Quotes

Dignity is an affectation, cute but eccentric, like learning French or collecting scarves.

We are all feeding from each other, all the time, every day.

If you don't want anyone to know about your existence, you might as well kill yourself. You're taking up space, air.

All we really want is for no one to have a boring life, to be impressive, so we can be impressed. ~ on the friends we choose.

How lame this is, how small, terrible. Or maybe it is beautiful. I can't decide if what I am doing is beautiful and noble and right, or small and disgusting.

Why do you want to be on The Real World?-Because I want everyone to witness my youthWhy?-Isn't it gorgeous?

Thank you, " he says."Thank who?""I don't know.