Daven Anderson Quotes

You don't get to be the president of anything if you have bad manners.

If we adopted Jack, " I quip, "we'd have to give him combat pay for an allowance

Consider this a one-thousand horsepower divorce, sweetheart

How come they get to be gray-haired and still in love with each other, while Lilly tears out what's left of my heart and dumps it into her Jill-The-Ripper shredder?

You can't do that, it makes too much sense.

My turner Mah'Lor is with me forever as well. At least his head is.

Since I can't turn into a bat and fly, I'll still need my bus pass

I hate it when I go into a Snack Shack and they're out of Blue Ice. The other slushie flavors taste like cheap candy.

I floor the gas pedal. The Sonoramic Commando V-8 growls like an angry tiger and leapfrogs us ahead of the traffic.

Centuries of perfectly-pitched heartbreak resound through Les' microphone as Stella and I embrace in a slow dance.