David Alan Basche Quotes

I have to admit: I have been known to be obsessively neat and like things arranged just so.

You have to be careful what you say in front of comedy writers because they will absolutely make fun of it in the next episode.

Im a huge fan of The Odd Couple, yes, and any comparisons to Tony Randall and or Jack Lemmon are completely welcome. I kind of try to channel those guys, and then add my own neuroses, too.

I love telling stories, telling jokes, making people laugh. Ive got no plans to stop doing it.

I love comedy because I can laugh at myself. I dont take myself too seriously.

With classic sitcoms like MASH, the characters all drove each other crazy, and that's what you loved to see.

A fan once stopped me outside a theatre and gave me as a gift a signed photograph of Sir Laurence Olivier. It was strange, but nice, too.

I do have a chore schedule - in my mind. I dont tell anyone I have it, but its in my mind.

When I met Bono at the Cannes Film festival while I was there for the film 'United 93, ' he said to me, 'That's a great film, brother. Thank you for your courage in making it.' I plotzed.