David Javerbaum Quotes

You know, people always talk about how Jesus came down to Earth as a human being. He became a human being, But no one ever takes into account what that means.

I spent 11 years at 'The Daily Show,' and I learned everything there about how to write funny, how to write funny on topic.

But Jesus and Christianity have a tenuous relationship at best.

The number of the devil is not 666.That is only his area code, his number is unlisted.