David Lee Quotes
Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.
I would just like to say that after all these years of heavy drinking, bright lights and late nights, I still don't need glasses. I drink right out of the bottle.
If you subtracted all of the great artists who never drank, who never went to excess, you wouldn't have any more art left. What kind of poem are you gonna get out of a glass of iced tea?
The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!
If you want to split a bottle with a friend, then Sammy Hagar is your guy. If you want to split your friend with a bottle than give me a call.
If you put a Van Halen album in your record collection, it will melt all the rest of your records.
The first floor could be a restaurant. A good restaurant can survive as long as it has easy accessibility.
People say that life is a cesspool of darkness and dispair. Well we of Van Halen are sailing through it in a yacht!
Women are great. When they dig you, there's nothing they won't do. That kind of loyalty is hard to find - unless you've got a good dog.
We've all got out self-destructive bad habits, the trick is to find four or five you personally like the best and just do those all the time.
The hood ornament on your car is for telling you where you're going. The rear-view-mirror is for showing you how good you look while you're getting there.
When you can spell subpoena without thinking about it, that's when you know you've made it.
People ask me how far I've come. And I tell them twelve feet: from the audience to the stage.
Classic Van Halen made people want to dance and f**k. Modern Van Halen makes you want to drink milk and drive foreign cars.
Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.
It doesn't matter the kind of music, it doesn't matter whether it's a cowboy hat or a yarmulke. I don't care if it's outer space or pop, the spirit is the same.
I know that people think I'm a party king; but, face it, if I finished the bottle every time I took a drink, I wouldn't be able to do the aerials I do onstage.
I always wanted to be an outrage to public decency and a threat to women. And this is one of the few occupations where you're not only allowed that, but you're encouraged.
Music journalists love Elvis Costello and hate me because they look like Elvis Costello
I can teach you to jump up in five seconds-it takes years to learn how to land properly.
I'm gonna abandon my spirit to them, which is actually what I attempt to do. You work yourself up into that state and you fall in supplication of the demon gods.
I take my personal upkeep real seriously; my sense of organization and attention to detail; my memory; my business - I love the business.
You stick your head above the crowd and attract attention and sometimes somebody will throw a rock at you. That's the territory. You buy the land, you get the Indians.
It's always irritated me that people say, 'Where's the action? Oh wow, there's no action here; let's go somewhere else.' These people will never find the action.
I just wanted to be in show biz. I wanted to make music and sing and dance, tell jokes and stories, make ya smile, make ya cry - and charge you $ 8.50
A song without a hook is like a train without rails. It skitters all over the place, bangs into everything. Boom! Crash! There goes Grand Central Station. Crushed by a train.
