Denis Leary Quotes
Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.
I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.
You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much.
Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?
There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.
I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.
I bought my daughter a Chihuahua and I fell in love with it. So now I carry Coco around with me all the time.
What firefighters, and people in our military and cops do is separate from what the rest of us do, basically these people say "I'm going to protect all these strangers."
I love Santa Monica and Venice because I like the beach. I have a lot of friends in that area.
If the world somehow actually ends tomorrow, let all forget about the Mayans and just agree it's the NHL's fault
I really, really like 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of the few things that makes me laugh.
I needed someone really intense, but also somebody with a lot of theatrical credibility.
Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup. That's all it needs! Maybe a saucer underneath the cup — that's it.
Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God.
I basically - I don't like tattoos, unless you're a firefighter who has a tattoo that has to do with that or a military guy. That's - those are people who should have tattoos.
My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.
We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me!
George Carlin was great right up to the end of his life. But Richard Pryor was probably the best, most gifted stand-up comedian who will ever live.
When I go to Batman movies, I always think, 'Man, I would like to be a bad guy in a Batman movie.' especially as they got darker when they go to the Christian Bale era.
Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I'm the maid in my house.
I'm no day at the beach. And if it is a beach, it's Hampton Beach. Ever been there? It's not nice.
Let me tell you something: I love the Yankees. And let me tell you why: because without the Yankees, there is nobody to hate.
When I was doing standup, I always wanted to get out of the standup world and take it back into the theatrical world, like with "No Cure For Cancer."
Bill Murray doesn't do anything. He barely shows up at the movies he says he's going to do.
Kathy Bates is sexy. It's partly because of her talent, but she's got a great face, and a great laugh.
The Social Wishlist on Facebook is a great example of everything right about social media.
I'd love to do another television series. I really love the writing process, and as an actor I really like how much you get to examine in television.
Elvis and I call up Cadillac dealerships all night long, suckin' down Ny Quil stingers and cheese. He says, what the hell's Lisa Marie thinking with that Michael Jackson crap?
The only difference between kids and jungle animals is pants. Kids wear them. Jungle animals don't.
I take music pretty seriously. You see that scar on my wrist? You see that? You know where that's from? I heard the Bee Gees were getting back together again. I couldn't take it, OK!
No woman can be completely happy at any one moment in time. They're always anticipating the next thing to argue or complain about.
I love to smoke. I love to eat red meat. I'll only eat red meat that comes from cows who smoke, ok!? Special cows they grow in Virginia with voice boxes in their necks. "Moo"
