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Dennis Miller Quotes: "But the biggest fake of the year, Paul Begala's last smile"

But the biggest fake of the year, Paul Begala's last smile



Dennis Miller Quotes: "What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than the Nazis?"

What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than the Nazis?




Dennis Miller Quotes: "I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports broadcasting for two years."

I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports broadcasting for two years.



Dennis Miller Quotes: "Now I don't have anything against Mexican people, but for God's sakes, sign the gust book on the way in."

Now I don't have anything against Mexican people, but for God's sakes, sign the gust book on the way in.




Dennis Miller Quotes: "I'm extremely moved by the loving, caring relationship the President always seems to have with his imaginary son."

I'm extremely moved by the loving, caring relationship the President always seems to have with his imaginary son.



Dennis Miller Quotes: "President Bush gave his first-ever presidential radio address in both English and Spanish. Reaction was mixed, however, as people were trying to figure out which one was which."

President Bush gave his first-ever presidential radio address in both English and Spanish. Reaction was mixed, however, as people were trying to figure out which one was which.



Dennis Miller Quotes: "Of *course* he needs to renegotiate his salary - the guy buys more snow than Seward did when he bought Alaska from the Russians."

Of *course* he needs to renegotiate his salary - the guy buys more snow than Seward did when he bought Alaska from the Russians.




Dennis Miller Quotes: "Hey, Cunningham - Andy Warhol called. You're at 14:55 and we're tickin' big-time here, Chachi."

Hey, Cunningham - Andy Warhol called. You're at 14:55 and we're tickin' big-time here, Chachi.



Dennis Miller Quotes: "If you could use the Internet somehow to see how a Fiji sailor is doing, rather than having to read a text version of it somewhere a day later, that would be great."

If you could use the Internet somehow to see how a Fiji sailor is doing, rather than having to read a text version of it somewhere a day later, that would be great.



Dennis Miller Quotes: "Listen, the weather is just like Hillary's explanation for her war vote: we just don't know, do we?"

Listen, the weather is just like Hillary's explanation for her war vote: we just don't know, do we?



Dennis Miller Quotes: "Let me use their own terminology against them. They aborted a child in the 200th trimester."

Let me use their own terminology against them. They aborted a child in the 200th trimester.



Dennis Miller Quotes: "Detroit's so bad this year they might lose their bye week."

Detroit's so bad this year they might lose their bye week.




Dennis Miller Quotes: "Somebody can say they don't understand why somebody drifts. But I've always found people who drift interesting, 'cause it shows me the game's not stagnant in their own head. They're thinking."

Somebody can say they don't understand why somebody drifts. But I've always found people who drift interesting, 'cause it shows me the game's not stagnant in their own head. They're thinking.



Dennis Miller Quotes: "Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong."

Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong.



Dennis Miller Quotes: "Some people like M&Ms plain, and some people like them with nuts."

Some people like M&Ms plain, and some people like them with nuts.



Dennis Miller Quotes: "After September 11th, freedom of speech in America has become a topic that's touchier than a Vatican summer camp."

After September 11th, freedom of speech in America has become a topic that's touchier than a Vatican summer camp.



Dennis Miller Quotes: "I don't know about you, but in my neighborhood, they just opened a Starbucks... IN A STARBUCKS!!!"

I don't know about you, but in my neighborhood, they just opened a Starbucks... IN A STARBUCKS!!!



Dennis Miller Quotes: "I have a nice house. And when somebody says it's a palace, I always feel like we're digging a little or something."

I have a nice house. And when somebody says it's a palace, I always feel like we're digging a little or something.



Dennis Miller Quotes: "Any time your parent says they party with you, that is its own form of child abuse."

Any time your parent says they party with you, that is its own form of child abuse.



Dennis Miller Quotes: "Drop the veneer periodically and be like "OK, I'm an imperfect human. Let's try to get through this.""

Drop the veneer periodically and be like "OK, I'm an imperfect human. Let's try to get through this."



Dennis Miller Quotes: "I've changed after 9/11. My friends are still my friends.Bill Maher is my friend. I don't agree with a lot of what he says. And there are times I think, "Oh, my God. How could he say that.""

I've changed after 9/11. My friends are still my friends.Bill Maher is my friend. I don't agree with a lot of what he says. And there are times I think, "Oh, my God. How could he say that."



Dennis Miller Quotes: "It's nice to be included in the broadcast food chain."

It's nice to be included in the broadcast food chain.



Dennis Miller Quotes: "I think [Ann Coulter] understands that, she's Pavlov's dog. She gets the corn kernel if she hits that drum once in a while."

I think [Ann Coulter] understands that, she's Pavlov's dog. She gets the corn kernel if she hits that drum once in a while.



Dennis Miller Quotes: "When your mother starts using the word "party" as a verb about her kid, that's absolutely crazy."

When your mother starts using the word "party" as a verb about her kid, that's absolutely crazy.



Dennis Miller Quotes: "And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to get than food poisoning in Moscow"

And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to get than food poisoning in Moscow



Dennis Miller Quotes: "I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose."

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.



Dennis Miller Quotes: "I rant, therefore I am."

I rant, therefore I am.