Derek Landy, Death Bringer Quotes

Just because an apple falls one hundred times out of a hundred does not mean it will fall on the hundred and first.

I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.

Fletcher was always going to be your ex-boyfriend, from the moment you met him. He's just finally caught up with where he's supposed to be.

The lies we tell other people are nothing to the lies we tell ourselves.

What are we going to do when we get into the temple, anyway? Are we going to fight our way through the Necromancers on our

Still, he figured, sometimes you've got to do what you've got to do, and then sometimes you've just got to run like hell after it's done.

I can't tell you how may beautiful women have broken up with me because they were bored. I can't tell you because it never happened. They all adored me." "It was your humility, wasn't it?

You promise?""I cross the place where my heart used to be and wish to be even more deader than I am now.

Please don't arrest me.""Listen to me, I'm not going to arrest you, ok? I'm not a cop.""Are you sure?""Am I sure I'm not a cop? yes, I'm sure.""You could be undercover.

That's ridiculous. The only point in having enemies is so you can defeat them, kill them, brush them aside.""Or give them a chance to redeem themselves.

Here she is, ” her mum said, cooing at the baby, “my special girl.”“Oh, cheers, ” Valkyrie said, rolling her eyes.

I love stories with a happy ending, ” Inspector Me said.

Skulduggery stood among the ruins of what had once been a sofa. Valkyrie raised an ey

Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed.

You are a cynical man, Mr. Pleasant.""We live in cynical times, Miss Cain.

You make a good point, ' Fletcher conceded. 'See, there's a reason why you're the girl and I'm the boy. You think about things while I...''Don't?''Exactly, ' he said happily.

It would be fun, ” Skulduggery nodded. ”I like kicking Wreath in the face. I haven't had a chance to do it nearly as much as I'd like.

Oh, China. How I have missed you.''And I have missed you, Eliza. But don't worry, next time my aim will be better.

That was a good day for me, " Skulduggery said. "I didn't have to hit anyone. I didn't have to shoot anyone. I just sat around and talked to my good friend and partner, Valkyrie Cain.

How are we going to get out of here?""Oh, escape is easy once you have the right