Derek Landy, Skulduggery Pleasant Quotes
I love you all, even those I don’t particularly like. That’s you, Beryl.
I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.
Every solution to every problem is simple. It's the distance between the two where the mystery lies.
Right, well, we've got to work out what we need. We've got to work out what we need, how we get it, and what we need to get to get what we need.
A living skeleton isn't enough for you, is it? What does it take to impress young people these days?
What would killing the Elders result in?" "Panic? Fear? Three empty parking spaces in the Sanctuary?
China is the same age as I am, and even I have to admit that she wears it better!" He laughed, then stopped and peered at her. "Because I'm a skeleton" he explained.
Cheer up everyone, " he said, a new brightness to his voice. "Since we’re all going to die horribly anyway, what’s there to be worried about?
Doesn't sunlight kill them? Doesn't it turn them to dust, or make them burst into flames or something?""Nope. Vampires tan, just like you and me. Well, just like you. I tend to bleach.