Diablo Cody Quotes

Shoulda gone to China. They give away babies like free iPods. They put them in guns and shoot them out at sporting events.

Hollywood is a perpetual summerland, a temperate, godless yaw where the very word 'season' has been co-opted by television executives. There are few harbingers of winter here.

Bren MacGuff: Well, honey, doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream.

Gas Attendant: "Thata ain't no etch-a-sketch. Thats one doodle that can't be un-did home skillet.

I actually have two children now, and sometimes I wonder if that's it. Because they do make writing and directing more complicated and more difficult, especially now that they're very young.

Juno MacGuff: Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?