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Dick Gregory Quotes: "You know why Madison Avenue advertising has never done well in Harlem? We're the only ones who know what it means to be Brand X."

You know why Madison Avenue advertising has never done well in Harlem? We're the only ones who know what it means to be Brand X.



Dick Gregory Quotes: "Pets are found to suffer from all the ailments known to the human."

Pets are found to suffer from all the ailments known to the human.




Dick Gregory Quotes: "In the South they don't mind how close I get, so long as I don't get too big. In the North they don't mind how big I get, so long as I don't get too close."

In the South they don't mind how close I get, so long as I don't get too big. In the North they don't mind how big I get, so long as I don't get too close.



Dick Gregory Quotes: "If democracy is such a good thing, let's have more of it."

If democracy is such a good thing, let's have more of it.




Dick Gregory Quotes: "My mother was the sweetest lady who ever lived on this planet, but if you tried to tell her that Jesus wasn't a Christian, she would stomp you to death."

My mother was the sweetest lady who ever lived on this planet, but if you tried to tell her that Jesus wasn't a Christian, she would stomp you to death.



Dick Gregory Quotes: "The funniest jokes you know aren't from comics but relatives, friends - from your life. That's the funniest stuff."

The funniest jokes you know aren't from comics but relatives, friends - from your life. That's the funniest stuff.



Dick Gregory Quotes: "No being should be killed. No being should be unloved."

No being should be killed. No being should be unloved.




Dick Gregory Quotes: "Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother's milk."

Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother's milk.



Dick Gregory Quotes: "The jelly-bean eating thug says that national defense is important. But national defense starts at home."

The jelly-bean eating thug says that national defense is important. But national defense starts at home.



Dick Gregory Quotes: "It's cool to be healthy."

It's cool to be healthy.



Dick Gregory Quotes: "When you look at Hitler and those thugs, you can put Walmart right next to them."

When you look at Hitler and those thugs, you can put Walmart right next to them.



Dick Gregory Quotes: "I buy about $1,500 worth of papers every month. Not that I trust them. I'm looking for the crack in the fabric."

I buy about $1,500 worth of papers every month. Not that I trust them. I'm looking for the crack in the fabric.




Dick Gregory Quotes: "To me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet."

To me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet.



Dick Gregory Quotes: "I would have painted the White House black. I would have!"

I would have painted the White House black. I would have!



Dick Gregory Quotes: "Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It's the only way we can get to shake a bat at a white man without starting a riot."

Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It's the only way we can get to shake a bat at a white man without starting a riot.



Dick Gregory Quotes: "I didn't realize, when I decided to be a comic, that a black person had never been allowed to stand flat-footed in America and talk to white folks. It never happened before."

I didn't realize, when I decided to be a comic, that a black person had never been allowed to stand flat-footed in America and talk to white folks. It never happened before.



Dick Gregory Quotes: "You got to die of something because if you die of nothing, they won't pay your insurance."

You got to die of something because if you die of nothing, they won't pay your insurance.



Dick Gregory Quotes: "At the very last moment, Nature would force you to blink your eye. Nature will protect her own."

At the very last moment, Nature would force you to blink your eye. Nature will protect her own.



Dick Gregory Quotes: "Eating liver out of a cow's body is like eating the filter out of a car."

Eating liver out of a cow's body is like eating the filter out of a car.



Dick Gregory Quotes: "It was an unwritten law that black comics were not permitted to work white nightclubs. You could sing and you could dance, but you couldn't stand flat-footed and talk; that was a no-no."

It was an unwritten law that black comics were not permitted to work white nightclubs. You could sing and you could dance, but you couldn't stand flat-footed and talk; that was a no-no.



Dick Gregory Quotes: "Once we used to have to crank up our cars, now you can pop it on from inside your house. Everything has changed except how we get freedom."

Once we used to have to crank up our cars, now you can pop it on from inside your house. Everything has changed except how we get freedom.



Dick Gregory Quotes: "Because you make me laugh don't make you a comic. A comedian is a person who, that's how they make their living."

Because you make me laugh don't make you a comic. A comedian is a person who, that's how they make their living.



Dick Gregory Quotes: "I never thought I'd see the day that I would see white folks as frightened, or more so, than black folks was during the civil rights movement when we was in Mississippi."

I never thought I'd see the day that I would see white folks as frightened, or more so, than black folks was during the civil rights movement when we was in Mississippi.



Dick Gregory Quotes: "America is 5 percent of the world's population and consumes 96 percent of the world's hard drugs."

America is 5 percent of the world's population and consumes 96 percent of the world's hard drugs.



Dick Gregory Quotes: "My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that's never been explained."

My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that's never been explained.



Dick Gregory Quotes: "Wouldn't it be a helluva joke if all this were really burnt cork and you people were being tolerant for nuthin'?"

Wouldn't it be a helluva joke if all this were really burnt cork and you people were being tolerant for nuthin'?



Dick Gregory Quotes: "A Klaner KKK is a cat who gets out of bed in the middle of the night and takes his sheet with him."

A Klaner KKK is a cat who gets out of bed in the middle of the night and takes his sheet with him.



Dick Gregory Quotes: "Don't have a high school diploma? You're in my Cabinet. Why? For 200 years, a lot of Cabinets have existed in our government. Powerful men. Well-educated. So let's try something totally new."

Don't have a high school diploma? You're in my Cabinet. Why? For 200 years, a lot of Cabinets have existed in our government. Powerful men. Well-educated. So let's try something totally new.



Dick Gregory Quotes: "Once I realised the value of making people laugh, I got very good at it. Fast."

Once I realised the value of making people laugh, I got very good at it. Fast.



Dick Gregory Quotes: "The NAACP is a wonderful organization . . . But do you realize if tomorrow morning we had complete integration, all them cats would be outta work?"

The NAACP is a wonderful organization . . . But do you realize if tomorrow morning we had complete integration, all them cats would be outta work?



Dick Gregory Quotes: "You know, I always say white is not a colour, white is an attitude, and if you haven't got trillions of dollars in the bank that you don't need, you can't be white."

You know, I always say white is not a colour, white is an attitude, and if you haven't got trillions of dollars in the bank that you don't need, you can't be white.



Dick Gregory Quotes: "America has the mightiest military on the planet, and they didn't get there with entertainers."

America has the mightiest military on the planet, and they didn't get there with entertainers.



Dick Gregory Quotes: "When I was a boy, I was taught never to use insulting expressions like, 'I've been gypped,' or, 'He welshed on the deal.'"

When I was a boy, I was taught never to use insulting expressions like, 'I've been gypped,' or, 'He welshed on the deal.'



Dick Gregory Quotes: "Being white is a job in America. You take that away, you better get the soldiers out."

Being white is a job in America. You take that away, you better get the soldiers out.



Dick Gregory Quotes: "So why would I want to call myself a conservative after the way them white racist thugs have used that word to hide behind? They call themselves new Republicans."

So why would I want to call myself a conservative after the way them white racist thugs have used that word to hide behind? They call themselves new Republicans.



Dick Gregory Quotes: "When I went south in the 1960s, I knew I could die. If I went down there and did what I did up in Chicago and made all of those hatin' white folks laugh, then I would have been defeated."

When I went south in the 1960s, I knew I could die. If I went down there and did what I did up in Chicago and made all of those hatin' white folks laugh, then I would have been defeated.



Dick Gregory Quotes: "I used to get letters saying, 'I didn't know black children and white children were the same.'"

I used to get letters saying, 'I didn't know black children and white children were the same.'



Dick Gregory Quotes: "I won't say I'm out of condition now - but I even puff going downstairs."

I won't say I'm out of condition now - but I even puff going downstairs.



Dick Gregory Quotes: "And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede."

And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede.



Dick Gregory Quotes: "Luck is opportunity meeting up with preparation. So you must prepare yourself to be lucky."

Luck is opportunity meeting up with preparation. So you must prepare yourself to be lucky.



Dick Gregory Quotes: "I tell people, 'If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house."

I tell people, 'If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.



Dick Gregory Quotes: "When I go through the airport and see white women walking through the airport barefooted, like athlete's feet don't exist, there's something wrong."

When I go through the airport and see white women walking through the airport barefooted, like athlete's feet don't exist, there's something wrong.



Dick Gregory Quotes: "I feel that the same God-force that is the mother and father of the Pope is also the mother and father of the loneliest wino on the planet."

I feel that the same God-force that is the mother and father of the Pope is also the mother and father of the loneliest wino on the planet.



Dick Gregory Quotes: "I was born and raised in St. Louis, and this little town, eight blocks away, place no one ever heard of, a black man there commands the attention of the world for months? That ain't my world."

I was born and raised in St. Louis, and this little town, eight blocks away, place no one ever heard of, a black man there commands the attention of the world for months? That ain't my world.



Dick Gregory Quotes: "I consider myself always a humorist. And I think anybody who tells jokes or makes people laugh is humor."

I consider myself always a humorist. And I think anybody who tells jokes or makes people laugh is humor.



Dick Gregory Quotes: "Audiences feel no hatred from me. Because I'm not bitter."

Audiences feel no hatred from me. Because I'm not bitter.



Dick Gregory Quotes: "I'm not a comic. I'm a humorist."

I'm not a comic. I'm a humorist.



Dick Gregory Quotes: "Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned."

Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.



Dick Gregory Quotes: "That's easy, to stand in a nightclub, where most of the people that come in, they came to see you."

That's easy, to stand in a nightclub, where most of the people that come in, they came to see you.