Doug Larson Quotes
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren.
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.
It's your ability to inspire and uplift other people that matters, not your ability to outdo them.
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none.
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 am. It could be a right number.
There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.
A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.
People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage.
Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.
In debating the respective merits of dogs and cats, not having to walk a cat when it's 20 below zero deserves consideration.
The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other choice.
Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings.
They should have picked a different city to name after a man who reputedly never told a lie.