Doug Stanhope Quotes

Why even moon a sorority girl if they can't see the swingy egg bag part of it?

A real cop fights real crime. A vice cop's only job is to ruin the party.

I don't even understand the connection with 'died for your sins'. He died for your sin, well, how does one affect the other? 'I hit myself in the foot with a shovel for your mortgage'...

I kept a picture of me kissing my dad’s corpse on the forehead in my wallet for years. I’d break it out any time someone showed me a baby picture, just so they would know how it ends.

Nationalism does nothing but teach you to hate people you never met, and to take pride in accomplishments you had no part in.