Drew Carey Quotes

I have a position of indirect respect and oblique power.

In any other job, they're truck drivers. In show-biz, they're Transportation Captains.

On other shows when they get to the end of the scene, they yell 'Cut!' On Whose Line, we yell 'That's Enough!'

Every election I have to hold my nose to vote.

Libertarians are conservatives who still get high.

Trust me, kids - your homework can wait. Don't need to be doing homework while Whose Line is on; skip it!

Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It's OK if you are.

But sports photography isn't something you just pick up overnight. You can't do it once a year for fun and expect to do a good job. And I take pride in what I do.

International soccer has been a big part of my love for the sport. I love the Men's National Team. I can say that they're my favorite sports team.

I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of water. Then I have a protein drink or I eat egg whites.

When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games.

I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast.

There is no such thing as too much fun. People need to know it is O.K. to tell jokes and be happy.

As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.

I'm down to earth; people sense that and they appreciate it.

I love doing 'The Price is Right.' It's so much fun. I love meeting everybody and giving out prizes, especially when it's not my money. It's really a happy place, and everybody is all jazzed up.

When I'm working, I'm going to avoid all media. No newspapers, no magazines, no movies, no radio, no TV. I'm just going to do creative work.

And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.

I'm never afraid to die. I think that's the best thing that can happen to somebody is they get to move on and do something better.

I wish I could end every rap song I didn't like with a buzzer.

I think that if anyone bothered to take a survey, they would find a sharp decline in atheism during the winters in Cleveland, Ohio.

I remember when I took a temp job... so I got a job at a department store. Something temporary to put on my resume, my parents said. Yeah... till I die!

Violence doesn't solve anything? World War I. World War II. Star Wars. Every Super Bowl. Who says violence doesn't solve anything?

It sucks being fat, you know.

The people of Cleveland hate soccer. But it's my favourite thing and I follow the U.S. men's national team around when they play whenever I can.

The economy is in trouble, schools are in trouble, and people have been leaving the city in droves for a long, long time.

I loved the old stories in National Lampoon, like the original story the movie Vacation was based on. I used to laugh at them until I cried.

I don't run outside, honestly. Sometimes I go out around my house, but mainly it's the stupid treadmill. I wish I had a better answer, but I'm very businesslike about my runs.

I learned how to believe in myself. Learned how to set goals, you know, self help books man. I just read every single one I can get a hold of, and I still do.

Isn't it amazing that the Germans call their city halls 'rat houses'? That's what we should call our city halls!

I actually was worried about the pounding, but I actually love running more than working out on the elliptical. Now if I get on the elliptical, I feel like I'm trapped.

It doesn't matter how smart you are; to audition for 'Jeopardy,' you just have to luck out and know what they're asking you that day.

I like to think of my house as nothing more than a glorified console for my television; the ultimate stereo cabinet.

I can't do that. I'm already the single guy living in his parents' house. I can't be seen digging a grave in the middle of the night.

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are.

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.

I always thought I was going to die before I was 60.

Exercise is the main thing that helped me lose weight.

I never thought I was a libertarian until I picked up Reason magazine and realized I agree with everything they had printed.

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

I looked at game show hosting as the bottom of the totem pole, one step away from infomercials. I never watched them myself. However, it's been a lot of fun.

I don't know, people take chances on stage. It's a big free speech zone, a comedy show. So sometimes things happen, you say things that are a little bit off the edge.

Green Screen was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going.

I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me.

I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.

Funniest thing happened though, you wouldn't believe it, ha, the mannequins came to life. I went insane.

The TV season is a year-long thing now, and the networks are starting to look at it that way, thanks to cable, satellites, and competition.

What right does a politician have to tell me what I can and cannot watch? Change the channel if you don't like what's on TV!

Sometimes I like [being famous], sometimes I don't. I've always been a people watcher. I like to go to malls and just sit, and I can't do that very easily anymore.

I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas.