Drew Carey Quotes

I was in the band when I was a kid, I played the trumpet.

My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals.

The laughs are honestly bigger, ... They are the kind of unexpected belly laughs you get with your friends during conversation.

I had no problem going into retirement mode, ... I do what other retired guys do. I putter around the house and travel.

Living in Hollywood, you can get disconnected from everybody. You can feel like you are the only one.

I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.

I'm the kind of person that likes what I'm doing when I'm doing it.

It should be up to each bar owner and patron to decide if they want to smoke or not.

If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist.

You know what I worry about? I worry that when I hit my head, it pushes my hair into my brain, and it will eventually kill me.

I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson.

I used to go to the Cleveland Comedy Club all the time. If there was a comic I liked, I'd go see him two or three times that week. Bob Saget was one of those guys.

Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?

I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

Being a celebrity, you always get really good seats to sporting events, but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports.