Drew Hayes, The Utterly Uninteresting And Unadventurous Tales Of Fred, The Vampire Accountant Quotes
Vampire strength might not let me lift cars, but I will tear up some shrubbery all day long.
You’re a good man who happens to be a vampire. We aren’t human, but that doesn’t make us monsters.
Are you telling me that vampires and werewolves are the reason America won the Revolutionary War?, ” I asked, dumbfounded.