E.K. Hammond Quotes

You can stick a BMW badge on a dead cat - and people would still buy it.

Your mind is programmable – if you’re not programming your mind, someone else will program it for you.

If we taught babies to talk as most skills are taught in school, they would memorize lists of sounds in a predetermined order and practice them alone in a closet.

Mexican cars are just going to be lazy, feckless, flatulent, overweight, leaning against a fence asleep looking at a cactus with a blanket with a hole in the middle on as a coat.

I had post-traumatic amnesia, five-second memory, it happens as a result of brain injury.

I think a basic level of fitness can help the body cope with all manner of incidents.

Sometimes on the way to your dream, you get lost and find a better one.

There is never a lack of subject matter; just absence of creativity.

I think then I may safely conclude and I firmly believe that American slavery is not only not a sin but especially commanded by God through Moses and approved by Christ through His Apostles.

Sir, I do firmly believe that domestic slavery, regulated as ours is, produces the highest toned, the purest, best organization of society that has ever existed on the face of the earth.

Out of the long list of nature’s gifts to man, none is perhaps so utterly essential to human life as soil.

Students learn as much for a teacher as from a teacher.

I like to think that my arrogance, impetuosity, impatience, selfishness and greed are the qualities that make me the lovable chap I am.

Oversteer is best cause you dont see the tree that kills you.

Americans have been the greatest destroyers of land of any race or people, barbaric or civilized

Slavery can never be abolished.

Unless I have been sorely misinformed, supermodels are powerless to resist a man with illuminated doorsills.

All of us, each and every one, lives a life that is, in its own right, an epic.

The very mudsills of society. We call them slaves. But I will not characterize that class at the North with that term; but you have it. It is there, it is everywhere, it is eternal.

I was diagnosed with everything from schizophrenia to multiple personality disorder.

Cars are changing and so is the way we communicate about them.

He who lets the sea lull him into a sense of security is in very grave danger.

Life doesn't come with four choices.

I ran into an extraordinary doctor. He got up inside my head and figured out how my brain processed things, what my core values were, what my inner dialogue was.

We can't fire our way to Finland.

If I can be cruel; I'm not a big fan of the Audi R8, actually.

Say German cars are sort of very built and efficient. Italian cars are a bit flamboyant and quick. Mexican cars just going to be lazy, feckless, flatulent.

The God we serve will make His presence known, when you praise

When we speak truth to power we are ignored at best and brutally suppressed at worst

Forty is brilliant and I love it. I'm happier now than when I was 20.

When the afterburner lights, I haven't got 5,000 horsepower. I've got 10,000 horsepower, and possibly the biggest accident you've ever seen in your life.

And I like pygmy goats, because they're just lovely, and ducks.

This is just the happiest car in the world! I shall call it Oliver! Not that we'd ever name a car on Top Gear. I wish I hadn't said that.

Im not reckless. I was never reckless.

We sing inspirational songs, songs of praise and worship, and about how good and how big God is. We are magnifying the Lord.

I would love to act. I probably won't make it to Hollywood at 42 years of age, but I'd love to act.

When you put on music, just feel it; it's a different sense. I walk around with music in and it can just change my world in seconds.

I think people really want to see the real because the world is portrayed at such a low level that if you come out with a real wholesome show, people dont want to see that anymore.

Some say he isn’t machine washable, and all his potted plants are called ‘Steve’. All we know is he’s called the Stig.

Failing my driving test first time; that was a disappointment on a geological scale.

Performing with anthrax in the building is not nearly as difficult as performing in a home where you might get stabbed at night.

Now, personally, I like a car with some sort of character.

Watching Life on Mars was quite frightening for me because dipping in and out of reality was quite like myself

Everyone always told me that I had the symptoms of a P.O.W.

The weird thing is, I used to skate in front of, like, 5,000 people and I was never nervous, but the first time I got on stage, there were four people there and I vomited.

I do not see how hanging litter louts up by their heels and beating them with sticks could be considered a crime.

It would be so nice to write songs that end up being timeless.

The easiest and simplest thing that any one can do to make their car safer, more gas efficient, whatever - check the tire pressure.

If it was easy, everyone would be doing it. That's why they call it artWORK!

If I can get a sanitized version of reality, I'll take it.