E.W. Kenyon Quotes

A pox on both his testicles! (Esperetta)

Let me guess, Velkan wants to see me? (Esperetta) No. The only thing His Highness would like to see in regards to you, Princess, is your disembowelment. (Raluca)

You are just so helpful, Andrei. (Esperetta) I try to be, Princess. (Andrei) And you fail with such panache. (Esperetta)

And you chose to fight for Artemis instead, what kind of stupid are you? (Jeff)

What do I do? (Jeff) Well, not to insult a man who looks like a rocket scientist in comparison to you, but…run, Forrest, run. (Rafael)

There can be no faith without doubt. No strength without temptation. (Rafael)

I would kiss you anyway, but I have a feeling that if I tried– (Rafael) I’d kick you in the nuts and tear your ear off. (Celena) That would hurt. (Rafael) That’s the idea. (Celena)

I would never have written it without you. (Erin) And I would never have lived without you. (V'Aiden)

Shut up, sod off, and let me in. (Fury)

Then I’ll do some digging. (Fury) You just can’t help this kamikaze streak you have, can you? (Sasha)

I’m going. But before I do, let me congratulate all of you on your stupidity. (Fury)

Why are you helping me? (Fury) I don’t know. Apparently I’m having a moment of extreme stupidity. (Angelia)

I warn you now. Anything happens to my mate or my son, we will hunt you down and rip you into so many pieces they’ll never find all of you. (Vane)

We were innocent victims. (Angelia) Yeah, and I’m the tooth fairy. (Bride)

Interesting, isn’t it? What do you have to say about that, Fury? (Savitar) They’re on crack. (Fury) Anyone else on crack? (Savitar)

I can’t believe you were going to call me a liar and take my place under the guillotine. Next time I try to save you, woman, you better stay saved. (Fury)

There are some things that sorry can't fix. - Acheron Parthenopaeus

who are you? really." Nykyrian shrugged. "Never figured it out. takes too much time to think about myself, and time is one luxury i don't own." pg.90

I am a socially awkward mandork. (Nick)

(She grabbed him for a bear hug.) Stop sexually harassing me, Mom. (Nick)

Don’t let the past ruin your future. (Acheron) Meaning what, oh great Yoda? (Kyrian) You take care of the kid. I’ll take care of your patrol tonight. I could use the target practice. (Acheron)

Where am I? (Nick) Hospital. (Kyrian) Really? No kidding? And here I thought I was at McDonald’s. (Nick)

Yeah, it’s me, but I like to think I looked better when we met. ‘Cause right now, I’m pretty much hogging all the ugly. (Nick)

So why did you get shot? One of your witticisms go awry? (Nekoda)

Cause I’m gonna put my foot so far up their butts they’re going to burp shoe leather. (Nick)

I’d rather be short, fat, and ugly than take after that man. (Nick)

But this…this kid wasn’t dead yet. Makes no sense to me. (Bubba) Maybe someone spiked his Wheaties? (Nick)

Are you sure I can’t catch it? (Nick) I’m positive. Believe me, I know my zombies. (Bubba) (Nick scoffed.) ‘Is it just me or is that like saying I know my elves and fairies?’ (Nick)

By the way, don’t breathe on the upholstery or I may have to gut you. (Nick)

What are you, a baby? Jeez, if you’re going to kill humans, the least you could do is learn to die with some dignity. (Wulf)

You know the beauty of driving one of these? (Wulf) No. (Cassandra) You can swat a Daimon like a mosquito. (Wulf) Well, since they’re both bloodsucking insects, I say go for it. (Cassandra)

I just love to put a hurt on evil things. (Katra)

You mean you don’t know? (Wulf) No. In fact, I’m thinking right now that one, if not both of us, needs to put down the crack pipe and start this night over. (Cassandra)

Then why can’t I bully you into procreating? (Wulf) See! I’m the only human in history to have Viking yenta of his very own. God, how I wish my father had been a fertile man. (Chris)

So you guys fought some Daimons, huh? Wish I could. Wulf goes nuts if I even pick up a butter knife. (Chris)

Good grief. You two look like Village of the Sofa Damned. (Cassandra)

Don’t, Cassandra. (Wulf) Oh, please. I just want to choke her for a few minutes. (Cassandra)

I'm not sure I know what "normal" is.

I have heard that it was the perfection of the administration of criminal justice to take care that the punishment should come to few and the example to many.

Please tell me the cave just had a little indigestion. (Kat)

Looks like the safest spot here for a human who doesn’t want to get eaten. (Kish)

I’m a professional bodyguard. (Leta) Yeah, right. (Aiden) Nope. All true. I know seventy-two ways to kill a man and sixty-nine of them look like an accident. (Leta)

Now would be a good time to tell me you have your sais with you, Kat. (Cassandra) Nada. You got your kamas on you? (Kat) Yeah. I tucked them into my bra before I left home. (Cassandra)

We don't have to surrender our souls or our compassion.

It is not for human judgment to dive into the heart of man, to know whether his intentions are good or evil.

To enter into the hearts of men belongs to him who can explore the human heart.

We must judge of a man's motives from his overt acts.

We just need some faith.

All of us are vulnerable, and at times we all feel adrift. But somehow, we all muddle through.

My mother always said that the strongest steel is forged by the fires of hell.