E.W. Kenyon Quotes

I’m sick of being everyone’s regret. My mother died in shame because she’d borne me. My father and brother despise me and my sister can barely look me in the eye! (Acheron)

Mind control won't work on those who are really hardheaded. You know… Creatures like you.

I accept you as you are, and I will always hold you close in my heart. I will walk beside you forever. (Fang)

On Mardi Gras, she got his soul back and freed him. (Wulf) Oh man, that sucks. Now he’s going to have to join Kyrian on the geriatric patrol. (Chris)

No offense but I don't relish being someone's science experiment. Been there, done that, and sold the T-shirt for profit. (Sebastian)

Grudges seldom hurt anyone except the one bearing them.

You'd be amazed at the pain and tears a single smile hides.

I have a computer, a vibrator, and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? " - Tabitha

If it is our destiny to be hit by the train, we will be hit by the train. The only thing we can change is how the train turns us into a hamburger.

Lydia: Strange how you always remember the pain someone gave you, but seldom the hurt you caused them.

For our people, butterflies are a symbol of hope. It's said that if you capture one in your hands and whisper your dreams to it, it will carry them up to the heavens so that the wish can be granted.

Sam gave Captain Suicide a droll stare. "How did you die again? Oh wait, I know this. 'I can take 'em. I don't need to wait for reinforcements. I can do it myself.' How'd that work out for you again?

...it is by our actions that we are destroyed or saved. The choice is ours.

See I'm the reckless and wild one who saves him from being boring. It's why we're perfect for each other. We balance. - Madame Selena

I wish I could just fling myself into bed with you, but I can’t. I don’t want to be used that way and I don’t want to use you! Can’t you understand that?

Got to say, dying would really wreck my best day. Been there, done that, and now that I think about it, Artemis forgot to give me the t-shirt.

Trust is always a good idea. For someone else.

People are basically irritating. Myself included.

I have always gotten a thrill, a kick, from learning new things.

Don't cross me Scooby-Doo. I'm not an old man in a mask waiting to be thwarted by you meddling kids.

Hey, yummy leather guy? Can you hear me? (Amanda)

The worst wounds, the deadliest of them, aren't the ones people see on the outside. They're the ones that make us bleed internally.

Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

Far be it from me to ever let my common sense get in the way of my stupidity. I say we press on.

People with weaknesses get killed by the people who lack them. Notice I'm not dead.

You know, there are just some things you never expect to face even on this job. A flying primate that shoots fire out its nose is one of them.

You are the Energizer Bunny for badasses. -Ash

Trust the Simi. She ain't never wrong.

Yeah, it never fails to amaze me how a single lie can undo an entire lifetime of good. (Aiden)

Dev-"Come in peace or leave in pieces

Nick rubbed his hand across his face as he tried to make sense of her prattle. But that was the thing about Simi. She seldom made sense.

When someone is drowning and you try to save them, they're more likely to drown you before you pull them out.

By understanding the nuances of the world around you and how to survive the temptations, you can rule anything. Even yourself

In essence, we’re their servants who help them and who guard them from the public. (Leo) Oh gee, golly, goodie, Mr. Leo! Can I have my eyes gouged out, too? (Susan)

And he’s just plain odd. And what is your problem that you keep putting yourself in my way? (Geary) She’s feisty, Skotos. I can see the appeal. (ZT)

So you're the infamous Acheron. (Amanda) Lord and Master of the great barbarian horde that roams the night. (Acheron)

Is the life you seek to take worth the one you could one day create? (Savitar)

I'm sorry. (Valerius) It's okay. We all have scars. I'm just lucky most of mine are on the outside. (Tabitha)

Yeah, well, I guess I feel like all of us misfits need to hang together. At least that way we don't swing along. (Tabitha)

And they choose our mates. (Ravyn) So what do they do? Jump here on earth, tap you on the shoulder, and say, ‘Hey, bub, marry her’? (Susan)

Life is serious. (Valerius) No, life is an adventure. It's thrilling and scary. Sometimes it's even a bit boring, but it should never be serious. (Tabitha)

C'mon, Tabitha. You stabbed me the night we met without even blinking. (Valerius) Yeah, but you were a dirtbag then. (Tabitha) I think I'm offended. (Valerius)

Kitten, when did you get so tall? (Ravyn) I grew while you were in the bathroom. (Erika)

Yes, and for the record, he thinks you’re insane, too. (Otto) Oh, goodie. But I guess that’s only fair since I think he’s psychotic. (Susan)

I’m assuming those are Daimons. (Susan) No, they’re Avon ladies. (Ravyn)

They attacked you? (Danger) No, I beat my own self up. What do you think? (Keller)

As Nietzsche said, ‘that which doesn’t kill you– ’(Alexion) Will only require brief hospitalization. And if you’re a Dark-Hunter, just a good day’s sleep. (Danger)

You’ve got on a white coat. (Ephani) Awesome cognitive powers you have there. (Alexion)

Shutup, lapdog, this isn’t your fight, either. Boy, you better counsel that tongue before you find yourself without it.

You know I can’t go out there. There’s daylight outside. (Ravyn) Well, that’s what happens when the big yellow ball comes up over the mountains. Amazing isn’t it? (Susan)