Ed Burns Quotes
Science has an unfortunate habit of discovering information politicians don't want to hear, largely because it has some bearing on reality.
Our relationship had been doomed form the start, because it was based on grief, and unlike love, grief eventually passed.
My pa maintained that there are three important parts to a man. You got the heart, the brain, and the python.
Caches of data are being recovered all the time. Why, just the other day, I heard that we now had complete texts for all three of Shakespire's plays!
Do you know, by the way, that German is the only language in the world that has a word for ‘pleasure derived from the misfortune of others’? Schadenfreude.
People have been bred to hate for generations -- eons, maybe. Some fundamental urge. Something implicit in the human condition.
Secret to what?""Secret to shutting you up, " he said. "I just have to beat you till you're half-dead, then give you chicken soup and"--he raised his hands--"blessed silence.
Do you trust me to be strong enough…strong enough to love you in the way you need to be loved?
A fig for those by law protected!Liberty's a glorious feast!Courts for cowards were erected, Churches built to please the priest!
Come meet my dog.""What's the dog's name?""Justice.""Nice touch for a judge. A dog named Justice.
Why are we asked to make the most important decisions of our lives when we are so young, and so prone to mistakes?
I took the plug out of the chemical bath of lust that my wits were soaking in and waited for it to empty. I smoked a cigarette while I contemplated the return of reason.
The city takes a breath on Sunday. Of all that’s lost with the pursuit of what’s next, I hope we don’t lose that…
Karma means ‘action’. Like many, you misunderstand its nature. Past misdeeds can be corrected before your karma ripens: it is not some pre-determined fate. It is what you do now that counts.
I said kiss me again.” A sultry smile curved her lips. “Would that be such a difficult task to perform?”Christ almighty, she wanted him to kiss her again. And she was ordering him to do so.
If one plays with fire, one should be prepared to burn, Jane.”“You say that as if I’m in danger from you.”“Maybe you are, ” Tobias growled as the scent of her invaded his nostrils...
Deep down, it's all baseball, no matter what kind of geometrical shape you play it with.
They'll want to kill the crazies first. Big fish eat little fish -- always have, always will.
A woman only needs one pair of shoes for an outfit. But God, you've got to get it just right.
You’re my friends now. We’re having soft tacos later.
Your mom said to say I could have just one peanut butter square but not til after they cool down.
Yeah but I don’t know how to make myself go there. Maybe it might never happen again. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
I don’t think so. Beth didn’t get any presents.
Ahhh! Impossibear has a gas powered stick!
Ralph Waldo Pickle Chips! I don’t know him.
He says he wants more carrots and bread crumbs!
I found that old Solomon proved it fair, That a big-belly'd bottle's a cure for all care.
Surely you can see the failings of the system. Inequality, injustice, unfairness, and exploitation--
Let your words match your actions. Become success conscious not failure conscious in order to make your dreams a reality
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be I always forget to include myself.
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
In show business the key word is honesty. Once you've learned to fake that the rest is easy.